Tuesday, 28 April 2015

Umpire Free Zone

Warwickshire 435 all out
v Yorkshire 128-3
close on Day 2

Monday 27 April 2015

Twitter @ball_sup

We're gonna do without Umpires at Headingley. Just leave it to the loudest Gobshites in the East Stand & Trueman Enclosure. Never any justification for calling a player a Cheat. Strong that.

Pujara edged one. Keeper McKay spilled it. Dived forward. Claimed it. The umpires had the conflab & gave it. The Gobshites shouted Cheat. Few boos.

Rikki Clarke asked the Trueman Enclosure umpire what view he had of it. You know, from behind the keeper/slips & a hundred yards away. Salute.

Some powerful binoculars down there.

Call him Iron Gloves. But don't call him a Cheat. Some poor weather forecast for Day 3. Despite the need to be indoors, I'll swerve the Long Room. The Cabal will have worked themselves into a frenzy overnight.

Yorkshire's famed a bum on a seat is a bum on a seat policy means it'll probably go unremarked & unrebuked.

Dry day.

All together. ... wiiiiiidddddde

128/279

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