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Sunday, 14 April 2024

The Verdict Of Dark Fruits Frankie

Sheffield United 2 v Chelsea 2 
Premier League 
Sunday 7 April 2024 
SUFC 2023/24 Game #57 

Good news. This week, we had a Beer Adventure. We did have loads of other stuff planned. Chelsea mates were staying with us. Hallam were at home on the Saturday. Waterlogged. Again.

But, at about the same time Sandygate was failing that inspection, word began to filter down to Carrier Bag Firm Towers.

“It's on. It's come on yesterday. They're serving it.”

I'll explain what IT was and WHO was serving it in a bit. But first, let's meander.

Starting with Gwenda’s Garage. Roz Ellen & Annette Williams had passed motor vehicle mechanics training in the 1980s. Ros Wall was already what we might call a self taught mechanic. The three of them struggled at times to get jobs in what was a male dominated industry. The 1980s were also heady times for activism. Lovers of bikes and cars, part of feminist culture, and with lots of energy, the three women decided to strike out on their own.

Grants (remember them?). Rent deals with Sheffield Council (remember them?). Help from female electricians and plumbers, subsequently repaid in kind with car repairs & maintenance. And, Roz, Annette & Ros were able to open their own garage in Neepsend.

In earlier times, Gwenda Stewart had medals and was mentioned in dispatches for driving ambulances through dangerous territory in WW1. In the 1920s, Gwenda was breaking 1,000 mile and 12 hour records. In the 1930s, Gwenda broke the one mile speed record a number of times. She competed twice in the Le Mans 24 hour race.

In her honour, Gwenda's Garage seemed a suitable name for Roz, Annette & Ros’s new venture. Trust me. There is much more to the story or these three women & Gwenda. But, let's just summarise. Three women, setting up a repair garage in Neepsend, and naming it after a famous & record breaking female driver.

Fast forward to another industry “historically” dominated by Men. Brewing. 

In 2013, Sophie de Ronde, Head Brewer at Burnt Mill Brewery (Suffolk), had the idea for International Women's Collaboration Brew Day (IWCBD). The basics would be that women brewers and others (that “and others” is going to be crucial in this Blog) would get together on or around International Women's Day (8 March) to collaborate on a beer brew.

So. It came to pass that, this year, one of the Carrier Bag Firm, an and others, participated in an IWCBD brew at Heist Brew Co, Neepsend, Sheffield. You'll remember Neepsend. Original home of Gwenda's Garage.

Now. I'm a bloke. I wasn't at the International Women's Collaboration Brew Day. So, I can't give you the deets of the day. But, when we were told;

“It's on. It's come on yesterday. They're serving it.”

With IT being the appropriately named Heist Brew Co, Gwenda's Garage, Hazy IPA at 4%.

What I could do was organise a lovely loose grouping of “the collaborator”, Blades, Chelsea fans, Cider drinkers, Lager drinkers, Abbeydale Heathen drinkers and assorted Carrier Bag Firmers to head over to the Heist Taproom. Frankly, to try and drink the Keg(s) of Gwenda's Garage DRY.

The CBF brew the beer. The CBF drink the beer.

The beer is a juicy session New England IPA. Brewed with 2023 Yakima Chief x Pink Boots Hop Blend. Idaho 7, Ahtanum, El Dorado, & HBC 638. I mean oooofffftttt.

One of the Chelsea Cider drinkers pronounced it - pineapple juice.

Not wrong Dark Fruits Frankie. I mean. Don't trust what I say about this beer. I'm biased on this one. But, lovely and soft and pillowy. Tropics, citrus, some hay. Lovely.

Enjoyable game. It's difficult. My impressions included Chelsea were poor. Backed up by the (maybe) jaundiced views of my Chelsea mates. The slightly less shit scared than usual United side were able to show there's a football team in there somewhere.

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Wednesday, 20 December 2023

From Cruzcampo To Chocolate Fudge Donut

Chelsea 2 v Sheffield United 0 
Premier League 
Saturday 16 December 2023 
SUFC 2023/24 Game #31 

NFDR 
No Football Don't Read 

Some of my longest serving football friends are Chelsea supporters. Those friendships cemented over the many years I lived and worked in London. I became related to some of them by marriage. Some of them are my current non-league groundhopping companions. Some of them I only see at funerals. Some of them I only see at milestone birthdays in Benidorm. You get the picture.

So, today promised to be a great social occasion. But, a poor beer occasion. That is because I was, naturally, invited to “their” Chelsea Pub. That pub chosen by them for a variety of reasons. Glass glasses until 1pm, or later if you keep a supply of your empties under the table for decanting. Very little hassle from “The Old Bill”. Cheap. DJ willing to play Blue Is The Colour & The Liquidator. Moody digital box showing the game for those no longer allowed, financially able or willing to go to The Bridge. I'm saying - that pub NOT chosen because of local Cask ale. Nor top of the range pukka craft beers.

Cruzcampo & Moretti were consumed. John Smith's and Fosters were available. No, I cannot name the pub for obvs reasons.

But, my Beer Day turned North after the game. One of my Chelsea mates had to make his way home from Euston. So, we met in;

The Euston Tap
190 Euston Rd., London NW1 2EF

I haven't been in for a very long time. Eighteen on Keg. And I didn't even look at the cask board. First guy I spoke to in there was the owner & brewer at FutureState brewery in Reading. So he's “benefitted” from me talking at him. But, more importantly, The Euston Tap was participating in The 6 Stouts Of Christmas. New Bristol Brewery collaborating with six UK breweries to dole out six banging stouts.

(Warning - the mood lighting in the tap has given some of my photies a green hue. And a green hue to a marvellous latte coloured foam on a black as over Bill's Mother's stout is NOT a good look.)

The 1st Stout Of Christmas
New Bristol Brewery, Collab with Overtone Brewing Co (Glasgow), Chocolate Fudge Donut Stout on Keg at 6.5%

East Kent Golding Hops. Liquid cacao. Fudge essence. And I don't really know how they get a “doughnut” flavour in there. But, fair fucks, it did taste like a doughnut. Pronounced his winner by Stevie T.

The 2nd Stout Of Christmas
New Bristol Brewery, Collab with Left Handed Giant (also Bristol), Salted Caramel Espresso Martini Stout on Keg at 7%. Not sampled by me I'm afraid. 

The 3rd Stout Of Christmas
New Bristol Brewery, Collab with Unbarred Brewery (Brighton), Chocolate Orange Stout on Keg at 7%

East Kent Golding Hops. Orange zest.

The 4th Stout Of Christmas
New Bristol Brewery, Collab with Vault City Brewing (Edinburgh), Bayleys Mocha Choca Flaked Truffle Stout on Keg at 7%

East Kent Golding Hops. Cacao. Coffee Beans. And name presumably changed for legal reasons Irish Cream Liqueur. Pronounced his winner by Phil R.

The 5th Stout Of Christmas
New Bristol Brewery, Collab with Elusive Brewing (Wokingham), Pastel De Nata Stout on Keg at 7%

East Kent Golding Hops. Madagascan Vanilla Pods. Cinnamon. Tonka Beans. Slightly disappointing if I'm honest. The vanilla, imitating custard, didn't really come through.

The 6th Stout Of Christmas
New Bristol Brewery, Collab with Vocation Brewery (Hebden Bridge), Coconut Chocolate Cake Stout on Keg at 7%. Not sampled by moi I'm afraid. But pronounced by Rach R as;

"lovely, like a Bounty, and I don't even like Bounty's."

I'd like to stay in this league because I love my football club. I'd like to stay in this league so I can have London and Sheffield days/nights out with my old Chelsea mates. I'd like to stay in this league until there are twelve Stouts Of Christmas. I'm neutral on staying in this league so I can visit Footie Pubs. We might not stay in this league though.

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Sunday, 1 September 2019

SUFC are past tense

Sheffield United 2 v Blackburn Rovers 1
EFL League Cup
Tuesday 27 August 2019

Yorkshire Vikings 187 for 7
beat
Northamptonshire Steelbacks 107 all out (18 overs)
by 80 runs
T20 Blast, North Group
Thursday 29 August 2019
Played at Headingley

Chelsea 2 v Sheffield United 2
Premier League
Saturday 31 August 2019

SUFC 2019/20 Games 16 & 17

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I was a bit introspective during the Chelsea game. Like many others, it looked to me like Lys Mousset had knocked in the equaliser on 89 minutes. Later credited as an O.G. Obviously, we can press on, caution to the wind, for the injury time winner. Obviously, we can game manage the clock down & see the point out. But, you know what. I'd have been broadly OK if Chelsea had got the winner. Analysing that. It's because I feel the first rung is to be competitive. To live with teams. Not just the Big Six or the Small Thirteen. All of them, the Premier League teams. Get beat one nil, but compete. Get beat two one having competed. At half time, two nil down, standing off, conceding space. You wonder - can we be competitive. Whereas, at 90, two each. We're past tense. We have competed.


Coming back to that Mousset "goal". He's not quite up to speed yet is he? A whipped in cross from his twin strike partner out wide. Ask yourself - what's the first thing Lys should be thinking? Get on the end of this one? Have a nudge at my marker? No Fam. This is Sheffield United. His first thought, on the edge of the six yard box, should be - which one of my Centre Backs is with me and is he in a better scoring position. Oh yeah - John Egan - up there, fucking competing.

A good bunch of my mates are Chelsea. Old Skool. So, the Carrier Bag Firm have a bit of a free pass in the pubs down that way. I was very happy to press the flesh, pat the backs & do the smiling pre match. But, there wasn't going to be much going on Beer Adventure wise. A compromise drink. A much tighter joint utility firm after. No compromise. We celebrated the competitive two all with an IPA Frenzy.

Ghost Whale is a lovely single room, shop front affair not far from East Putney tube station, on Richmond Road. They've also got an outlet in Brixton. Sofas, stools & a welcoming central table running down the middle. Bottle & can fridges lining the walls. A keg wall at the back. Six on. The tale of the tape was;


Wylam Jakehead on keg at 6.3%
North Brewing Co. Paria IPA 3.0 in a tin at 6%
Vibrant Forest, Kaleidoscope in a tin at 6.2%
Brew York, X-Parrot Tropical IPA in a tin at 6.5%
Polly's Brew Co Citra Ekuanot India Pale Ale in a tin at 7%
Wylam Currency Of The People in a tin at 8.2%

And a non-IPA
Laughing Monk Brewery, Strawberry Pulpit (Belgian Blonde) on keg at 6%



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