Late Night Lino

Hallam 6 v Maltby Main 1 

Northern Counties East League, Premier Division (Step 5) 

Tuesday 16 April 2024 

One of the Carrier Bag Firm was a tad surprised to be greeted by one of the warming up linesman as he made his way past the 1860 Bar.

“Who was that?”

“Dunno. He obviously knew me. Anyway. I'm a bit knackered. Been on call all night. Had two ridic call outs.”

“Ooohhh fuck. What happened?”

“One fella has filled his van up with fuel at 3am. His Company Card wouldn't work. So he's rang me on the on call number. I've had to get out of bed, drive down there, and pay for it with my card.”

“Jeeeez. That's a waste of time.”

“Tell me about it. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. It's him. The linesman. I've just realised. It's him. He's the Bloke I had to rescue at 3am. That's how he knows me.”

Dear reader. Please write your own linesmen jokes as you see fit.

“Missed that one lino. Bit dozy. Haven't you had any sleep?”

“You weren't up with play for that one lino. Haven't you got any gas in yer tank?”

“What's up with the Ref lino? Has he lost his cards?”

Et Fucking Cetera.

The CBF made like Fridge Raiders for this one. I just felt we'd accumulated a few too many cans in the fridge for various nefarious. With Hallam home games running out, we needed to reduce the stock.

Lock Ten Brewing Co. Lager from a Tin at 4.6%

That's from the Aldi stable. Maybe, just maybe, brewed by Freedom Brewery in Staffordshire. I've had some decent lagers out of Aldi in 330s. This weren't one. And a sort of orange/red can. Not particularly smuggleableinable. Could pass as a Dr Peppers can I suppose.

Lock Ten Brewing Co., American IPA from a Tin at 5.5%

Much, much better. Some pine. And a whack of intense bitter. Nice beer. Maybe pass for a Vimto can.

Next match. Aldi Dry Cider. Don't watch this space!!!

Mad game.

Maltby are finishing rock bottom of the Prem. Hallam can't make the playoffs. But, will finish in a very respectable position. 

Stuart Ludlam had to be subbed at 18. And, with Hallam 5-1 up on 61 minutes, Craig Denton decided to give some of his big guns a rest. He fetched off Blackburn, Fearon and Wilson. Using all his remaining Subs.

On 61, Lewis Macaskill completed a superb Hat Trick to make it 6-1. Unfortunately, he's lasted about another ten minutes before having to hobble off with Hallam then down to ten. On 78, Brandon Bradbury needed extensive treatment. He was clearly not up to continuing. But, already down to ten, Hallam shuffled to use Brandon as a roundabout in midfield.

All this time, keeper Hugo Warhurst was limping around following a knock.

But, he persevered. And the other other eight plus roundabout got Hallam over the line. Reasonably easy when you're six one up.

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The Ballad Of A Charmless Man

Sheffield United U18 3 v Wigan Athletic U18 1 

U18 Professional Development League 

Tuesday 16 April 2024 

Played at Shirecliffe 

SUFC 2023/24 Game #61 

NBDR

No Beer Don't Read 

On 66 minutes, the Carrier Bag Firm GangMaster pronounced…

“United are living a charmed life at the moment.”

It was one all at that stage. And had been for 50 minutes. As you can see from the result, we did in fact charm our way to a win.

I'm going to start with that superb third goal. That started with a free kick from Wigan. With the United defence holding the line on the edge of the penalty area. As is the modern way, they dropped as the kick was taken. I remember thinking - great skill from Prunty. He's essentially running backwards. But he judges it perfectly and powers a header forward.

Stafford Clarke nicks it forward to Blaize. He plays a superb ball down the right. Who's that marauding down there. It's right back (not right wing back) Sam Colechin. He must have been in the same defensive line as Prunty “microseconds” ago. He's beat the offside trap a yard into the Wigan half. Takes it all the way into the box and buries it for three one.

I've said good things about Jayden Prunty there. Keen readers will recall I've bollocked him in the past for loudly and aggressively criticising his own teammates.

Well. He's been at it again. Throwing slaps off the ball in the very first minutes. The lino has seen some of it. Maybe not as much as we've seen. During the evidence gathering between the officials, Prunty won't back off and is loudly “explaining”. Our bench told him to calm it. This time, he's told his own bench in no uncertain terms that he wasn't going to do that!!!

Unnecessary. Lucky to get away with a lecture and a yellow. As it happens. Wigan took two Red Cards late on and ended with Nine Lads.

Alfie Venners U21 debut in goal. Back four from the right - Colechin, Okyere, Prunty, Tawodzera. Kiwomya main striker. With Lamine Sidibe slightly withdrawn - sometimes on the right, sometimes on the left. Jaye Long and Sam Aston more centre mid. Ethan Cummings and Theo Howard wider.

The U One Eights running on empty at the mo’. Only three subs named. Jackson Blaize replaced Howard on 53. Stafford Clarke replaced Okyere on 73. Both those subs crucially involved in that third goal I've already described.

Currently fifth of eleven in the table. A full seven points behind Sheffield Wednesday in second. And we've played a game more. Birmingham City absolutely running away with the league this year. 

Ethan Cummings opened the account on 12. We worked it to Sam Aston in the inside right channel. He fed Cummings. Deelish check inside and finish. But Wigan equalised more or less straight away with a wicked deflection.

I thought it was fairly evens of Stevens. With Wigan starting the second half well. They hit the post on 53. And a great save by young Alfie kept United in it.

But those substitutions. And a goal for Blaize. And that superb third ‘un. Brought it all home.

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Sweeping Swively Swagger

Sheffield United U21 5 v Watford U21 0 

Professional Development League 

Monday 15 April 2024 

Played at Bramall Lane 

SUFC 2023/24 Game #60 

NBDR

No Beer Don't Read 

Thoroughly dominant performance by the Under 21s in front of Wilder, Knill, Andrews, Hoyland and Lester. All sat in a row in the South Stand.

Headlines taken by a 21 minute hat trick by Will Osula. Levels, as they say. But looked a proper handful striker this afts.

It's a postponement disrupted league at the moment. We're in third position. Just four points behind leaders Birmingham City. But, with four games in hand on them. Remember, the top two qualify for the play offs for the National Title. There's no promotion I'm afraid.

Sheffield Wednesday lie second. Three points better off. But, we have three games in hand on them. And, they've got to come to The Lane. So, this afternoon really felt like our march to the play offs, and maybe even the North Group Title, got back on track.

Osula basically a lone striker. Adam Davies getting some minutes in goal. Seventeen year old Dovydas Sasnauskas captain and middle of the three. Connor Barratt on his right. Zain Tahir on his left. Curtis wide right. Tinsdale wide left. Slimane and Peck anchoring midfield. Louie Louie Marsh and Andre Brooks more roaming.

Front foot, dynamic start for the Blades. A great chance for Marsh in the first minute. He didn't really commit to the shot and the half hearted affair was palmed out by the Watford keep. Brooks blazed the rebound miles over.

We can actually deal with those two now. From his high standards, I'm finding Marsh a little bit off the boil in this spell at the club. I was a little surprised they just didn't let him loose up top with Will O. And. Brooks failed to put his stamp fully on the game again. If anything, he's becoming a bit one dimensional. Runs straight at his man. And is prone to give the ball away.

United were a bit lucky on 6. Sasnauskas got to a ball crossed in from his left. But he didn't clear it. Merely stunned it perfectly for the Hornet striker. Luckily he couldn't do owt with it.

Sam Curtis had started well again. Combining well with his teammates and looking to get forward.

The difference in attitude between switched on Peck and half hearted Brooks was clear on 8. The Watford guy drifted past Brooks easily. Leaving Peck to make a lot of ground to put a lunging tackle in and tidy the mess up.

The show got underway on 9 minutes. A neat, simple move. Slimane playing it out of defence. Marsh having a look and being aware. Osula making the run. Marsh slipping him. Great shimmy onto his left foot by Osula. And he buries it. Shocking defending mind to go for a hotdog on Will's shimmy. One nil.

Nearly two up on 13. Driving run by Peck. He got grabbed twice on his run. Great composure in the box to slow it a sec and work it all out. Shocking composure in the box to put a poor shot wide!!!

On 17, Tinsdale played a lovely ball into the box for Marsh. He's gone for a fancy right foot return flick. Missed it. It's hit his left foot and rolled perfectly to the byline. Giggling here. Watford didn't deal with Louie's ball in. It fell to Sir William of Denmark. Lovely swively right footer for Two Nil.

It was all lovely stuff from United at this bit. Confidence growing. Heads high. Prepared to probe. And come backwards and start again if necessary.

And. That Osula hatter on 30. He chased a lost cause down the right. Activated I'm not fucking passing mode. Brought it into the box. Made the angle. And left footed a Three Nil.

Sweeping swagger from the Young Blades for the rest of the half. Not particularly arrogant. But certainly confident.

All rounded off on 40. Interplay with Brooks ended up with Osula hitting the far post.

Half time. Three Nil.

All told, the second half felt more of a cruise. Our possession a bit more for possessions sake. Because we could. The game came to life again briefly on 14. Brooks had oceans of space as he dribbled diagonally forward. He played the reverse ball to Sydie in oceans of space. His right footer found oceans of goal space across the keeper. Those oceans of space brought to you by appalling Watford defending. Four Nil.

Just three minutes later. Same amounts of space. Different positions. Brooks rolls it left for Marsh to finish. On “count back” maybe I've been a little unfair to Andre!!!

(Billy Blacker replaced Slimane between those goals. Planned I think.)

Pitan replaced Captain Dovydas on 66. Superb interplay down the right on 68, Brooks to Curtis. But the shot was palmed out. 

Osula and Tinsdale off on 82. For Macedo and Oné. ‘nando to left wing back. Don't know what that's all about.

Peck running the show for large parts. Will irresistible up top. Lots of contributions.

Good afternoon.

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Is It Off Because It's Off?

Brentford 2 v Sheffield United 0 

Premier League 

Saturday 13 April 2024 

SUFC 2023/24 Game #59 

Ground Tick #486 

Different Ground watching a Sheffield United XI #234 

English Ground Tick #300 

There was plausible beer in the ground. As you'll recall, the Carrier Bag Firm Charter requires us to buy, drink and tick those. Even if you've already had a bellyful in the local Real Ale Pubs & Craft Beer Bars.

Meantime Brewing Co, Anytime IPA on Keg at 4.7%

And. Fuck me. I needed that one as “they” all descended on me on the Brentford concourse.

In case you ain't heard, this was the first time The Blades had played at Brentford's new build ground. I think it's fair to say that a number of people had made the effort to come and see their team. And to tick this ground off. I know I had.

First, there were The Polite Enquirers.

“Phil, how many grounds is this you've seen a United team play on?”

(Narrator takes big slurp of Meantime IPA)

“What? Any team? Friendlies? The lot? Even The Futures? … 234.”

The Polite Enquirer had done 238. Fair fucking play.

Second, there were The Assertive Quizzers.

“Counting this one, how many of the current 92 have United never played on?”

“Fuck knows. Er. Well. Counting this one, they've now played at every ground in the Premier League and The Championship. And I've done all those.”

“Correct. But what about the others.”

“Well. They've played at every ground in League One. And I've done all those.”

“No. They've never played at Cheltenham Town.”

“Yes they have. 19 July 2003. I went.”

“That was a friendly. You can't count those…”

(Narrator takes VERY big slurp of Meantime IPA.)

“Well. In League Two, it'd be Wimbledon, Harrogate, Sutton United but I've been to all those as a Neutral. Then Forest Green Rovers, Newport County and Salford City.”

“Yes. Those. And Barrow and Accrington.”

(Narrator, needing courage for this next bit, downs rest of Meantime IPA in one.)

“United sent an Under 23 side to Barrow in 2019. We got beat 3-1.”

“United sent a side to Accrington in 2001. The Reserves played Rochdale Reserves there.”

“You can't count those…”

I mentioned the Carrier Bag Firm Charter earlier. Well, the Charter is helpful here as well.

“Everybody. It's your Tick list. They're your Ticks. There's no Rules. Only your Rules. Tick yer Ticks. Celebrate yer Ticks. And celebrate how others are Ticking.”

I have seen football played on 486 grounds. By chance that includes exactly 300 grounds in England. On 234 of those grounds, I have seen a Sheffield United XI play. I have seen Sheffield United XIs play on 84 of the current 92. But, adding in Neutral games, I have seen games at 87 of the current 92.

Thank Fuck that debates over for a bit…

Brentford scored their second on 90 +3. Their opening goal on 63 was a big deflection OG. United not only stayed in that game for long periods. They were IN that game for long periods. Nothing mad. No particular claims of should have won. Maybe - could have drawn.

We had half n half possession. We had more than a handful of pukka shots. We had some intent. We couldn't really get much going up top. Brereton-Díaz and McB not gelling quite as well as recent games.

Arblaster enhanced his rep. If/when he gets the chance, he needs to go - mid-expansive. He (understandably) plays a fair few safe, help it on balls. He occasionally looks for the Hollywood cross fielder out wide. A key strength is the 15 yard progression - 12 sometimes. Either playing between the lines. Or a quick burst between the lines. Those will come (I hope). Because meaningful possession and progression is where he can make a difference.

Injuries mean we are still juggling at the back. But, Yasser Juggledin Larouci did well I thought. More minutes mean more settled in. I thought he did the job Wilder probably told him to do.

The McAtee thing is getting to me a bit. He's fucking lazy. Alright, alright he looks fucking lazy. He's marking time (because FFS he's not marking his man) when he could be using this opportunity to march forward.

But, anyway, you don't get any fucking points for any of that shit.

We had an interesting Quality Control issue in our bar of choice;

The Black Dog Beer House 

17 Albany Rd, Brentford TW8 0NF

You know the Black Dog right? Just along from St Paul's Rec? Where I was detained after the game in 1979 in connection with a Murder!!!

By exploration, we knew the Beer Board in the BDBH by heart. Intimately. So, when we went in after the game, we knew that this one must be fresh on. 

True Story Brewing Co (Wiltshire), Gone Postal, Hazy IPA on Keg at 5.8%

Quick sip. Nice. But, more or less immediately, the Bar Manager has rubbed it off the board. And turned the pump clip around. It's Off. But, is it Off because it's Off, or is it just Off?

I'd be interested in what you, reader, would do in those circumstances. You've bought a round of a particular beer. It tastes good to you. It's clearly not run out. But, the Manager then takes it off.

I went to enquire…

“Some customers have a problem with it, it's busy, so I'm taking it off.”

“Fine, but what do you want me to do with the three I've just bought?”

“Drink them if you want. I can't be replacing and refunding beers left right and centre.”

“But, if there's something wrong with it…”

“Have you tasted it? Do you think there's something wrong with it?”

“But, you're taking it off. Do you think there's something wrong with it?”

“Sometimes, during sparging, a bit of an antiseptic flavour can develop from the husks. It's a brewing issue. It's actually detectable in a lot of beers. I don't think there's anything seriously wrong with the beer. It's certainly not off. But, I can just detect it when I taste it. I'm going to have a good look at it, and a good taste of it, when I open in the morning. But, to save a lot of hassle while we're busy. I'm taking it off for now.”

That's unusual. The Manager, giving a full and robust explanation of what's occurring. Almost as if he knows what he's doing!!!

I'm proud to say the Carrier Bag Firm routinely have very little idea of what's occurring. So, we did as he said. We drank and thoroughly enjoyed that beer.

The Black Dog is a superb place. I counted eleven pukka craft Keg and four on Cask. In the unlikely event you've thoroughly enjoyed reading about Biggest Ticker, Lazy Midfielders, Beer In The Ground, and Unusual Quality Control Discussions, then please feel free to stop reading right here.

But, feels like we ain't had a Beer Blog for ages. So, for the unintentionally interested, I'm now going to run through the lot.

Round Corner Brewing (Melton Mowbray), Drovers, IPA on Keg at 4.3%

Fresh & Zingy. Tang to the bitterness. Rather than a throat grabber. Long finish. Dry Hopped with Citra, Mosaic & Simcoe.

Boundary Brewing (Belfast), Imagine Not Liking The Corners, Porter on Keg at 4.1%

Oatmeal porter. Some toast. Hint of chocolate.

Polly's Brew Co (Flintshire), Yonkers, Hazy Pale on Keg at 5.6%

Superb. It sounds odd. But in a certain light, it was so dense & opaque, it looked almost grey. Which I found very inviting. Tropical fruit backed up by marmalade orange.

Lost and Grounded Brewers (Bristol), Collab with Burnt Mill Brewery (Ipswich), Big Thaw 5, West Coast IPA on Keg at 6.8%

Westie Bestie. Two of my favourite English breweries Collabing. This was the one that replaced the - I've taken it off Gone Postal. Absolute Belter. Pils, Pale Ale and Cara malts. Columbus, Chinook and HBC 586 Hops. Citrus, pine, rich bitterness.

The Kernel Brewery (London), Small Pale Ale Citra Centennial Columbus Chinook Simcoe on Keg at 4.2%

Surprisingly ordinary. Couldn't help thinking they've gone in with a few hops too many and it's all lost in translation.

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Reciprocal Or We Riot

Essex 421 for 6 

v Kent 

County Championship Division One 

Friday 12 April 2024 (Day One) 

Played at Chelmsford 

Today. I come to praise Essex. This season, Yorkshire tell that my Membership with them gives me reciprocal rights of one sort of another at TEN of the other seventeen Counties.

The claim for Essex was that I'd be granted free entry to the ground. And be allowed access to the Essex Members area. But, please tell me you'd feel like I felt. Free entry. With a random Yorkshire County Cricket Club membership card.

“How the fuck is that going to work in real time?”

“I'll count myself lucky if they've sorted me out before Lunch. Tea seems more likely. Fingers crossed it's before Close of Play.”

But. No eyelashes batted. Couldn't have been easier. Gateman knew what I was talking about. And pointed me to the ticket shed. They checked an A4 laminate stuck to the wall to confirm that Yorkshire was a reciprocal.

We were given conventional paper tickets allowing us into the ground. Those clearly said we could go into the Members area. The guy scanning the ticket was nice & friendly. Bid us have a good day, and hopes Yorkshire will be back in the First Division next season.

Having been on the receiving end of “The Headingley Experience”, I wish any Essex Member trying to get reciprocal in LS6 - good fucking luck.

First objective in any County ground, particularly one where we're allowed into the Members - check the compared to Yorkshire metrics.

Four.

Four Cask Ales on, front and centre, in the bar. Compared to none at Yorkshire.

And, there was one Keg Craft-a-Like.

Greene King, Spring Break, Golden Ale on Cask at 4.4%

Look. In a sports ground, in England, you are only really gonna get beers from the big brewing concerns. So, here, it's Greene King. This one is from their Future Brewers series. I understand they let people on the National Brewing Apprenticeship Programme have a go. And they've had a shot at a Hoppy golden ale. Drinkable. But not great.

Greene King, Level Head, IPA on Keg at 4%

So. We thought we'd have a go at this Greene King Craft-a-Like. Same point. Decent enough for an English sports venue.

Dean Elgar & Matt Critchley both scored day one Centuries for Essex. Having been just 10 for 2, that was a great climb back. 

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Sheffield United U21 2 v Nottingham Forest U21 3 

Premier League Cup QF 

Tuesday 9 April 2024 

Played at Bramall Lane 

SUFC 2023/24 Game #58 

NBDR 

No Beer Don't Read

The U Two Ones cup adventure ends on a proper cup tie night at The Lane. I felt we gave as good as we got. Maybe on a different night we win that. But, thoroughly enjoyable nevertheless.

The Carrier Bag Firm had been speculating for weeks, weeks I tells ye, would we bring the Big Guns out for this important Cup Tie.

Will Osula up top. ‘dre Brooks in midfield. Louie Louie Marsh on the road back to fitness. Big Guns.

Luke Faxon gloving. Dovydas Sasnauskas in the middle of a three. Mig Freckleton on his left. And Sai Sachdev at RCB. Sam Curtis wide right. Jay Tinsdale wide left. Osula up top. And fluid behind him. Marsh often in the True Ten role. Sydie Peck everywhere. Owen Hampson & Brooks doing a lot of fetching and carrying.

I think Sam Curtis is getting with the program now. I've had a dig about his positioning being a bit formulaic. Today, as the Young Blades looked to attack from the off, Sam pushed up, and pushed wide, into effective attacking positions.

I think he was helped by Sai being more of a natural RWB than RCB. Sai couldn't reset his autopilot. And was drifting wider and wider. Meaning Sam was pushing higher and higher. Maybe a happy accident which meant we were more of an attacking threat on that side.

House on fire start by United. A great run and shot by Brooks on just 6 minutes brought an instinctive save. But, Faxon and Freckleton got into a right fucking falling about fiasco on 11. When one or the other managed to recover their feet, the “clearance” hit the Forest attacker, and fell nicely for him to score easily. Nil One.

That was part of a little spell where Forest began to get a bit more control of the game. On 19, a lovely skip from Peck on the left ended with a clever cross going clean across goal, with no one able to get on the end of it. (So not that clever of a cross then Phil).

Immediately, Forest lost possession on halfway. And Peck put in a lovely chip from (say) just 10 yards inside the Forest half. Agonisingly over the bar.

As the first half was dragging on, I felt a bit frustrated by United's final threat. Lots of the ball wide and through the middle. But, a bit anonymous up top. Indeed, I had a bit of a go at Ryan Oné. Onlé to realise he wasn't playing. And it was Osula who was shit.

But, natch, Will was then involved in a great move which ended with him hitting a post. He played a superb flick layoff to Marsh. Who returned it into Will's stride. Great awareness to try and curl an edge of the boxer into the far corner. Absolutely rattled the post.

But. No mistake. Forest, still leading, were bang in it as well. #9 Osong was a right fucking handful.

United finished the first half at steam. On 43, Louie put in a weak finish to a good chance. On 45+2, Sasnauskas got on the end of a free kick, but his effort was blocked.

Will missed a great chance. But immediately (on 45+5), Owen H helped one across the box & Osula knocked home the equaliser. Half time One One.

United came out for the second half looking to attack. Sachdev, Curtis and Peck were combining well. Sachdev hit the bar on 50. But a great spell, with United well on top was ended on 56.

Andre Brooks lost it in an attacking position, a great breakaway and shot, and Forest were back in front. And. Fuck sake. They went three one on 59. Forest sub Konaté tearing us apart at this bit.

I might as well have my say on Andre Brooks. Didn't look like a first team squad player dropping down. Largely ineffective. And largely prone to make bad decisions and give it away against a sweeping counter attacking team. AnyRoadUp, he was hoiked for Macedo on 60.

Louie Marsh was clattered to win a Penalty on 69. There was no doubt in the mind of Osula that he was having it. Buried it. 3-2. Lot to play for.

I might as well have my say on Sydie Peck. Thoroughly influential throughout. Got that - this is my game, get out of the fucking way, if anyone's winning this, I am - thing going on. Beckhamesque (mentality wise).

The lots going in last ten of a cup tie. Multi balls being used. No cones mind. No ball boys mind. Forest subs fucking about with the balls so that they couldn't be used. Danny Cadamarteri going up there to keep them away from the balls. Suited United official and fringe Carrier Bag Firmer coming down from the stand to keep Forest subs away from the Multi Bs.

Time for Owen Hampson to get two yellows as we ended with ten men.

Proper Cup Tie.

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Sheffield United 2 v Chelsea 2 

Premier League 

Sunday 7 April 2024 

SUFC 2023/24 Game #57 

Good news. This week, we had a Beer Adventure. We did have loads of other stuff planned. Chelsea mates were staying with us. Hallam were at home on the Saturday. Waterlogged. Again.

But, at about the same time Sandygate was failing that inspection, word began to filter down to Carrier Bag Firm Towers.

“It's on. It's come on yesterday. They're serving it.”

I'll explain what IT was and WHO was serving it in a bit. But first, let's meander.

Starting with Gwenda’s Garage. Roz Ellen & Annette Williams had passed motor vehicle mechanics training in the 1980s. Ros Wall was already what we might call a self taught mechanic. The three of them struggled at times to get jobs in what was a male dominated industry. The 1980s were also heady times for activism. Lovers of bikes and cars, part of feminist culture, and with lots of energy, the three women decided to strike out on their own.

Grants (remember them?). Rent deals with Sheffield Council (remember them?). Help from female electricians and plumbers, subsequently repaid in kind with car repairs & maintenance. And, Roz, Annette & Ros were able to open their own garage in Neepsend.

In earlier times, Gwenda Stewart had medals and was mentioned in dispatches for driving ambulances through dangerous territory in WW1. In the 1920s, Gwenda was breaking 1,000 mile and 12 hour records. In the 1930s, Gwenda broke the one mile speed record a number of times. She competed twice in the Le Mans 24 hour race.

In her honour, Gwenda's Garage seemed a suitable name for Roz, Annette & Ros’s new venture. Trust me. There is much more to the story or these three women & Gwenda. But, let's just summarise. Three women, setting up a repair garage in Neepsend, and naming it after a famous & record breaking female driver.

Fast forward to another industry “historically” dominated by Men. Brewing. 

In 2013, Sophie de Ronde, Head Brewer at Burnt Mill Brewery (Suffolk), had the idea for International Women's Collaboration Brew Day (IWCBD). The basics would be that women brewers and others (that “and others” is going to be crucial in this Blog) would get together on or around International Women's Day (8 March) to collaborate on a beer brew.

So. It came to pass that, this year, one of the Carrier Bag Firm, an and others, participated in an IWCBD brew at Heist Brew Co, Neepsend, Sheffield. You'll remember Neepsend. Original home of Gwenda's Garage.

Now. I'm a bloke. I wasn't at the International Women's Collaboration Brew Day. So, I can't give you the deets of the day. But, when we were told;

“It's on. It's come on yesterday. They're serving it.”

With IT being the appropriately named Heist Brew Co, Gwenda's Garage, Hazy IPA at 4%.

What I could do was organise a lovely loose grouping of “the collaborator”, Blades, Chelsea fans, Cider drinkers, Lager drinkers, Abbeydale Heathen drinkers and assorted Carrier Bag Firmers to head over to the Heist Taproom. Frankly, to try and drink the Keg(s) of Gwenda's Garage DRY.

The CBF brew the beer. The CBF drink the beer.

The beer is a juicy session New England IPA. Brewed with 2023 Yakima Chief x Pink Boots Hop Blend. Idaho 7, Ahtanum, El Dorado, & HBC 638. I mean oooofffftttt.

One of the Chelsea Cider drinkers pronounced it - pineapple juice.

Not wrong Dark Fruits Frankie. I mean. Don't trust what I say about this beer. I'm biased on this one. But, lovely and soft and pillowy. Tropics, citrus, some hay. Lovely.

Enjoyable game. It's difficult. My impressions included Chelsea were poor. Backed up by the (maybe) jaundiced views of my Chelsea mates. The slightly less shit scared than usual United side were able to show there's a football team in there somewhere.

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