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Friday, 10 December 2021
Strikers Gonna Strike
Thursday, 24 October 2019
CBF POOP
Crewe Alexandra U23 5 v Sheffield United U23 1
U23 Professional Development League
Wednesday 23 October 2019
Played at Alexandra Park Training Ground
SUFC 2019/20 Game 33
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The Carrier Bag Firm, man, they'll get you every time. Never cease to amaze me. Look I love them all to bits. Some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. I've named ‘em, I’ve blamed ‘em, but you'll never shame ‘em. Their Pursuit Of Obscure Paper (POOP) has gone to ridiculous lengths tonight. My thoughts are with poor Reece York. Look that was a very difficult day in the dirt for these Young Blades. Reece York was Captain for the day. Constantly trying to drive his troops forward and get them playing. Cajoling, encouraging, blowing his top at times if the truth be told. Box To Box. As is his usual procedure. It’ll be no great consolation me calling him Man of the Match, in what was a shockingly bad team performance. I don't mind admitting that as I was walking to the gate I did contemplate shouting “well played” over to Reece. Anyway, the Carrier Bag Firm like to make a quick getaway after the whistle. I was already halfway into the back of the car when one of the Baggers shouted us down asking for a minute.
“What's he doing?” we thought.
Someone suggested he was waiting to have a go at the ref (he has form)
Someone suggested he was waiting to have a go at United’s coaching staff (he has form)
“What's he doing Phil?”
“Mate, it looks like he's speaking to Reece York, he kept telling me he thought he’d played well. Maybe he’s thanking & congratulating him”
“Yes, that must be it, What a nice fella”
Anyway he’s eventually waddled back to the car and the inquisition starts. Turns out - he needs the Teamsheat and other associated meaningless bits of paper from the Under 23s forthcoming game away at Hull City on Saturday night. He himself will be at West Ham. He knows Reece's parents often turn up at games to support their Lad. So he's only brazenly gone & tried to co-opt Reece’s Mum to snaffle the Teamsheets for him. The CBF man!
Jean Belehouan, Ashton Hall and Kyron Gordon setup as the back three. Keenan Ferguson out wide right. Stephen Mallon out wide left. It needs saying, there was some appalling defending by United in this game. Standing off. Switching off. Nowhere near tight enough. Static. And giving the ball away. What a list. All I will say is that they looked marginally better when Kyron Gordon switched to the right of the three. But they got mercilessly punished by an excellent Alex team, who looked really strong and powerful all afternoon. Crewe looked very good and confident at close passing across the back line. Completely different to the hot potato approach of our defence.
It felt like on the rare occasions our centre backs pushed forward with the ball into central midfield, they got robbed. With Crewe breaking quickly to either score or otherwise create havoc.
Sam Ackroyd and Jake Young really couldn't get anything going up top at all. They always looked miles apart from each other. It barely made any difference when Sammy Ompreon replaced Ackroyd at halftime. Infuriatingly, we also seemed to be underhitting most of our corners. Callum Gribbin in partic. The Blades only really got anything going in very short periods. We actually started quite brightly with a very high press early on. That went South when we conceded on just 6 minutes. Stephen Mallon has come back from his spell in Australia and honestly he's only been a bit part player this season. To my fan’s eyes, he looks a bit lost at left wing back. Previously, much more effective in a creative midfield or even up top role. Mallon was binned at halftime and replaced by Harry Boyes. Look. No secret. I'm a big Harry Boyes fan. For a brief period after half-time, he did make a difference. More or less with his first touch, out wide left he came inside immediately and he was very happy to stay there as the move unfolded. That created a chance for Callum Gribbin who snatched it just wide.
We did try and change it up a bit at times. Half way through the second period. I noticed that Reece York was hitting it hard into feet to the strikers and attacking midfield players ahead of him. That did look a little bit better to be fair.
In the first half, I felt Tashae Andall-Gibbons had been about our most creative player. Inexplicably to me, he was pulled out at halftime in favour of Harrison Neal. Presumably to try and shore up the middle. Because it looked like Alex could just cut through there any time they fancied it.
One of the enjoyable things about watching games at training grounds is simply how close you are to the pitch. That can give you a real insight into players skills. Sometimes, it makes you realise how much you’ve actually forgotten about football skills. For instance, I'll single out Andall-Gibbons. He's a strong young man but a little on the short side. Today he was up against some Crewe Brutes. Bizarrely, it came as a bit of a shock to me, to realise that he is competitive because he simply keeps his eye on the ball. All the time. His touch and timing on the ball are very good so he has to keep looking at it. He's not really interested in where the big lump defender is. Nor what he’s up to. If Tashae has to go over him, round him or through him to nick the ball that's what I'll do. I also noticed how much he gets around the park. For a skillful and creative player he seems not to mind dropping in behind the wing back in order to get the defensive duties done. And then he’ll pop up on the edge of the box. Very aware, with a great eye for picking balls up and making things happen. Although not a great deal of that going on today if I’m honest. Look Pal, I’m looking for positives. Alright?
I won’t go through their Goals. Too painful. See earlier comments about appalling defending. Our consolation goal came on 75. That made it 4-1. Ky Gordon got a neat flick on a corner at the near post. Look. I’m in a mood. That was probably fucking underhit again. I’m not having that was the plan.
Bolton Wanderers Under 23 are in our League. Obvs, with their Trials & Tribs in the early season, they’ve struggled to fulfill fixtures. Only finished six so far. So. We’re above them in the League. Whoop. Whoop. After all that. Drink needed.
Brass Castle Brewery, Bozza Don’t Surf, Hopfenweiss on keg at a whopping 7.3%. From the main Bar in Kommune in Sheffield. FFS. I felt even that was a little undercooked. It needed banana or summat off the wheat. And, a big Hop Bang. Although, some positives, it handed a nice long finish.
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Wednesday, 9 January 2019
How to beat the Odds
Crewe Alexandra U23 4 v Sheffield United U23 2
U23 Professional Development League
Monday 7 January 2019
Played at Alexandra Park
SUFC 2018/19 Game 56
May to May Brewery Visits - 73
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Not a good day for a Blog. Is it possible to be allergic to a place? That's the second time I've been a passenger in Carrier Bag Firm Car One over to Reaseheath and been nauseous. Maybe, it's that winding road with all the ups n downs. It was wet at the ground, and increasingly difficult to make notes. I needed a piss at 3-1. It's a long way to the changing block. By the time I got back to the touchline, I'd missed two goals & it was 4-2. You're not going to get much here by way of analysis of those goals. To cap it all. No. Beer.
It wasn't absolutely hurling it down. Just consistently wet. The Carrier Bag Firm have become quite good at categorising punters who turn up at U23 games. Parent, scout, agent, unwaged. One ever present is the guy who supplies the in game info for Betting Companies. “Corner to Team One”. “Shot off target from Zone five”. Normally, he/she is constantly tapping into an App. Events, positions. If you've had a bet on 11 or more corners - this is the fella who is providing the info to Betting HQ. Go on then. How did you think they did it?
Point being. It was wet enough for him to need to switch the app off & go to verbal instructions over the phone. So, wet enough for my notes to be useless I'm still working on details. But, there is surely a major Betting Coup to be had. When the Young Blades first goal went in, he asked me who had scored. I could have told him anything. When Crewe got their second, I misread the Ref's signal and (incorrectly) exclaimed - “he's disallowed it”. The Betting Info Wallah said “goal disallowed” to whoever was taking details at the other end. Anyway. A little slice of CBF life for you there.
So. Sorry. Very little by way of commentary report from me. It was very much an end to end game. United did struggle at times. On balance, I'm sure Crewe deserved that win. There is an important FA Youth Cup game next week. And, I think the team & positions were chosen a little bit with that in mind. The firm assumption is that Sam Graham's loan spell at Oldham has ended. He set up on the right of a three. With George Cantrill in the middle.
Stephen Mallon started as left wingback. But, he took a knock in the first half & was replaced by Harry Boyes. The main eyecatcher was trialist (on the sheet as) Chiekh Ndiaye. There was some frantic Googling. And staring at images & haircuts. I've got him as a kid at Boreham Wood FC, born in France, and called Iliman-Cheikh Ndiaye in “other contexts”. He set up, and popped up, all over midfield. Often in that drive forward, find a gap, John Fleck (ish) role. Anyway Ndiaye showed a lot of nice touches and was calm and assured on the ball. He scored the opening goal with an intelligent header. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Not absolutely outstanding & head n shoulders. But, noticeable and got a few heads noddings. He was subbed off at 70. That was planned. I know that because I was enjoying some quality Travis Time & he said “right I'll go and get that Trialist off, see you next game”.
Me, I'd have another look at him. Particularly as the Academy now had a Harvey Gilmour shaped hole.
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Thursday, 19 April 2018
Apology Accepted
Crewe Alexandra U23 0 v Sheffield United U23 2
U23 Professional Development League
Played at Alexandra Park (Crewe Academy)
Thursday 19 April 2018
SUFC 2017/18 Game 83
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I felt the Young Blades were the better team. But, in the final analysis. There wasn't that much in it. We went a bit off the boil in the second half. Despite the fact that Crewe were down to ten men from 52 minutes. (A Red Card, I didn't really see it, he's tangled with Will Portman).
I need to set that against many positives. Keenan Ferguson back from injury. One of a centre two with Semple at times. One of a back three with Doherty added at other times. During key periods of the first half. When Utd were dominant. Keenan had a number of surging runs forward through the line. Unfortunately, he got a knock after 85 & limped off. As did Callum Semple after 90 +5. Callum was clattered on the ankle just outside their box. As he was limping off, Utd hit the post with the free kick.
Ty Smith had a very lively game. Bang in it. Better than I've seen him recently. I know it'll sound simplistic. But, he just ran the channels. Get half a yard on his marker. Stay upright in the inevitable wrestling. Control. Get a shot off. Simple game …
Tyler scored the second after 35 minutes. George Cantrill gained it & worked it neatly on our left. Nudged it in for Smith. Bit of composure. Dink.
Regan Slater had a storming game. Tenacious. Organising. Calm. Storming game. Simeon Oure came deep on 16 mins. Played it off to Slater. He's hit a perfect first time ball into the Smith Channel. Tyler shook his man off. If I'm critical, he was a bit too greedy. Could/Should have squared it to Gilmour. But, not too much wrong with a bit of greed in a striker. Shot wide. Regan was consistently strong in the tackle & strong in the surge. Coming deep. Appearing long.
By that time, the Young Blades were already one up (7 mins). Smith robbed a man on the right. Took it on. Worked it with trialist Ollie Crankshaw & Harvey Gilmour. Gilmour got it left to Slater. Calm as a very calm thing, he's beat a man & picked his spot.
Google suggests Crankshaw is with Colne FC. Fourteen goals in 29 appearances. I felt he did himself some favours today. He looked on the pace. And he lasted the pace. He had a hand in that first goal. He attacked at pace. And fitted in well with the others. He started well. Got a good lay off with his first touch. Played intelligently, showing to get the ball of the CBs & midfielders. He was basically wide left attacking midfield. Trav sent him on a wander about, roving role at times.
As an aside. Some nice Personal Skills from George Cantrill. He's been clattered from behind over on our side. He's said quite a few Rude Words as a result. A Crewe Carrier Bagger, (sat in a fucking camping chair no less), had (jokingly) given it the old “Language Young Man”.
George doesn't flinch - and very politely says
“I'm very Sorry”
(Note - genuine, not sarcasm)
(Crewe fella impressed)
There was “supposed to be a Game 84”. The Futures U19 away at Worksop Town & some hunting of the beer. In the end, hot n bothered, Alton Towers rollercoaster over the High Peak, a bit of Amateur Hour, I just couldn't make it work.
Which gave me the rare opportunity of seeing the British Phenomenon of the Beer Garden on the first Hot Day of the year. So, that's a Garden. With Beer. A real garden, with grass & bushes, outside. With beer. You never see white dogshit anymore do you?
Except it was the Wagon & Horses at Millhouses. So, it's more a Beer Patio than Garden. I'll save the description of what people were wearing (& remember this is in Sheffield) for another day. The combination of lighter evenings, the Park, the fucking weather & that PATIO, had brought people out in force. The availability of an 8.6% New England IPA seemed to be less of an attraction.
They ran out of a particular branded Normal Lager glass. (Was it Amstel). While I was queuing for my beer, they were telling potential diners there was a one hour wait for food. By the time I sat down with my beer. Yes, of course in fucking side. I'm not a savage. They were telling potential diners there was a one and half hour wait for food. As I was draining my glass, they were telling potential diners that they could no longer take food orders. One lady managed to persuade them to serve her two portions of Focaccia & Olives (a pub FFS). As they required no cooking.
As the Youngsters say - Scenes.
Brew York, Nuba, New England IPA on keg at 6.6%. A thoroughly enjoyable beer. Nicely opaque. Nicely unGloopy. Fizzing & refreshing. Nice Hoppy bitterness. Which grew & grew. Without becoming overpowering. Lovely.
644/1339
Friday, 2 February 2018
Draw Drink Win
Sheffield United U23 1 v Crewe Alexandra U23 1
U23 Professional Development League 2
Played at Stocksbridge
Dunkirk U19 0 v Sheffield United Futures U19 2
North Midlands Development Football League U19 League Cup
Thursday 1 February 2018
SUFC 2017/18 Games 52 & 53
Dunkirk was the 203rd different ground I have watched an SUFC XI play on. All ages, all compos, all surfaces. That was the second leg of a very hectic double header. 2pm kick off for the U two threes at Stocksbridge. Half time in The Old Crown Inn (Handsworth). Then a 7:45pm kick off at Dunkirk, by The Trent in Nottingham. Thanks are due to tonight’s Carrier Bag Firm driver - who even got me back well before my last bus home.
Quick Under 23 Round Up
That result leaves Utd in third in the table. 28 points from 18 games. We’re three points behind Sheffield Wednesday, from the same games. They come to Bramall Lane on Monday, 5 February. Basically, if we beat them, we’ll go above them into a play-off spot. Bolton are out in front with 34 points from 18 games. The table is a little “false” - as Nottingham Forest, a point behind us in fourth, have only played 15 games. Incidentally, the Golden Boot is reasonably interesting. Young Blade Tyler Smith is in second place - 13 goals from 14 starts. But, currently top of the pile is Shirecliffe Graduate Connor Hall, released by us & signed for Bolton Wanderers. Sixteen goals from 15 starts.
Charlie Scott, from Manchester United’s Academy system, trialled recently for us v Aston Villa and Bolton U23s. I see he’s now signed for Hamilton Academical on loan for the rest of the season.
Today’s U23 Game
I was quite, bordering on very, disappointed the U23s didn’t win that. I did think we were the better team. I did think Crewe were barely in it for long swathes. But, we didn’t capitalise on possession & chances. And, we made a defensive error which cost us. See, the First Team Reports…..
We set up with Graham in the middle of a back three, Doherty on his right and Norrington-Davies on the left. I’ll be honest, that works, but does seem a bit makeshift. Doherty has “starred” as an attacking midfielder. Rhys has “starred” as an marauding left wing back. Slater & Gilmour (both great today, as per) in front of them. George Broadbent wide right (again somewhat makeshift). Stephen Mallon wide left. Jordan Hallam in the hole & coming at you at pace. Jake Wright & Ty Smith up top - target man & pace, for eg.
Bang at it from the off. A great flowing move down the right - Broadbent to Hallam to Smith - quick look up, slipped it inside to Hallam again, and a composed finish. One Nil. All after three minutes. You’ll understand why I was disappointed to only draw after that buzzing start.
A lot of very tenacious work by Slater throughout. Breaking up play. Chasing them down. Making them make mistakes. And. When he’s spoilt all that. Good, quick feet, accurate link up passes. Not afraid to take it on, start again & build. After 20 minutes, the Young Blades had another great move down the right. Broadbent & Smith involved. Having dragged the Crewe defence that way, Slater carried the ball all the way across field to build it on the left. Stephen Mallon fed an overlapping Norrington-Davies. Came to nothing. But, a great flowing move in possession, at pace, down both wings. Within five minutes, maybe with different personnel, they’d done it again. That ended with a cross cum shot by Mallon. In the Blog after the win at Ipswich, I “called Stephen Mallon out”. In a good way, I might add. Congratulating him on his return from injury, but feeling that, in future games, he needed to get more in it & make a positive contribution.
I really enjoyed his performance today. He got better & better as the game went on. Before his injury, I was beginning to feel that left wing back role suited him more (than conventional wide left). Just more involved & more able to use his skills. He’s got the flicks & tricks. Good eye for the ball. The defender lunges. Booof. He’s gone. Today, he coupled that with signs of good strength on the ball. And, good at his defensive duties. He made a last ditch tackle deep in the penalty area to rob the Creweite. Effectively keeping Utd in it at that stage.
As well as possession, we had a smattering of clearish chances. Slater loves a long killer pass. Maybe tries it a little too often - nitpicking. He banged a free kick from deep in his half right into Jake Wright’s stride. He got a good shot off, but the keeper saved well.
Naming names. Bang on half time. Sam Graham missed his tackle & man on the edge of the box. That left the fella able to push it onto the edge of the six yard box & his mate has done the cool finish. One each.
After half time, we got the nearly a year out return of Callum Semple. He actually replaced Jordan Hallam - with a reshuffle. Callum went straight to the centre of three. Graham switched right. I’m yet to be convinced of him out there - previously and today. Semple looked solid & assured. Looked on the pace & switched on to me. He got a good few solid defensive headers in early on. That will have settled him. Later, he popped up in the area for one of our corners & got a good header in, only narrowly over.
The reshuffle freed up Jordan Doherty. He’d done little wrong in the back three. But, for me, he shone more, and is better suited to midfield. We were treated to The Jake Wright Show in the Jamie Vardy stand. He tended to creep over to our left in the second half. As target man for our goal kicks, etc. He is a better player, when he concentrates on his own game. Wins it. Lays it off. Runs with it. Gets a shot off. Once he’s tangling with defenders. Verbally & physically. No. He loses 10% (made up) effectiveness. That said. He had a reasonable game. He was on the end of some good chances.
Overall. A good performance. Not rounded off by the right result.
The midway drink
To make the logistics work, that was in The Old Crown, Handsworth. Way, way off my patch. But, well known as “the meet” for the Handsworth Blades AwayDay coach. Deffo a first time in for me. Nice simple three handpump setup.
Kelham Island, Easy Rider on cask at 4.3%
Chantrey, New York Pale on cask at 3.9%
for me.
Today’s U19 Futures
The Carrier Baggers were not to only ones to make the mad dash from Stocksbridge to Dunkirk. Sammy Ompreon & Kyron Gordon were unused subs for the U23s. And, they both turned up in the starting XI at Dunkirk. Sorry if I miss anybody. Along with Connor Cutts & Angelo Capello - being the only others I recognised. Indeed, Capello scored the first for United after 14 minutes. With a pacy run & neat dink over the keeper. It was a ding dong cup tie. The young Dunkirkers put up a great display. Chances at both ends. Lots of commitment. A few handbags. A bit of swearing. What else are you going to do on a Thursday….?
United held it together well. The Dunkirk keeper made save after save. Really kept them in it. Although it was far from one way traffic. The Futures put it to bed in the 75th minute. Our fella has shrugged off two challenges, shoulder to shoulder. Kept the ball at his feet. Then was (my opinion) scythed down in the box. Not the opinion of the two Dunkirk fans behind the goal. No. No. No. Not their opinion at all. Given the language they used to the Ref. Anyway. The Penalty is banged home. No Extra Time will be necessary. No last buses will be missed. These U19 & U21 League Cups that the Futures are in are messy affairs. There is a fair deal of scratching, walkovers, cancelled & postponed. But, I can bring you the news that our U19 Futures are now in the last 8, Quarter Final. Drawn to play Dronfield Town at Home - date tbc.
604/1262