Showing posts with label Sheffield United U21. Show all posts
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Thursday, 23 May 2024

Season Complete - Rejoice

Sheffield United U21 4 v Swansea City U21 2 
Professional Development League Play Off Semi Final 
Monday 20 May 2024 
Played at Bramall Lane 
SUFC 2023/24 Game #72 and COMPLETE 

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Partly lazy. Partly waiting for the announcement on the U21 Final. In case I could go. I can't. Partly waiting on any retained list. So I can comment on that. I can't. Partly lazy. But, that's it. My Under 21 season is done. And with it, my Sheffield United season. 72 SUFC games this season. Exactly the same as last season as it goes. 

The tale of the tape for me is fifteen U21 games this season. Ten at home. Split six at Chesterfield and four at The Lane. Five away games - Peterborough United at their Academy, Birmingham City at Solihull Moors, Wigan Athletic at their Academy, Reading at Aldershot Town and Charlton Athletic at The Valley. Disappointingly, NO Ground Ticks in that lot.

A great win for the Young Blades on a night that counts. Unusually, set up as 442. Not only that, but the back four were/are essentially Centre Backs. Levis Pitan right back, Zain Tahir left back. Dovydas Sasnauskas and Evan Easton in the middle. Oft wing backs Sai Sachdev and Jay Tinsdale wider in the midfield four. Hampson and Blacker in there an’ all. Sam Aston and Louie Louie Marsh up top. 

Four good goals. Two of them from the Louie Marsh Hack. Has his back to goal. Then doesn't. For the first, he's just turned in space and rifled home. For the third he's flicked it on into his own stride and fed Sam Aston perfectly. A coming inside, wriggling, bit of luck, hits it with his weaker foot, goal from Tinsdale for the second. And, a lovely what the fucks he doing up there from left back finish from Tahir.

See how it goes in the final. I won't!!!

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Thursday, 9 May 2024

Ryan Oné's Knackers

Sheffield United U21 6 v Crewe Alexandra U21 0 
Professional Development League 
Monday 6 May 2024 
Played at Chesterfield 
SUFC 2023/24 Game #67 

Crewe have got it all on this season at this level. Rock bottom of the North Group. Just 16 points from 27 games. That was a very young side they had out. I spoke to Luca Moore’s Dad. Luca was Midfield #8 for Alex. I've tried to check the Stats. But can't. Moore snr claims his lad is effectively playing twice a week for both the U18s and U21s.

“This is his 53rd game of the season!!!”

That game has been broadcast on the YouTube. So, no point in me going into all the deets. The convincing, Crewe were never in it for a minute, win seals the North Group Title for the Young Blades. Still got one game to play. Sealed that title for the fourth season on the bounce. (Reminder, we NEVER go on to win the National Title.) 

“Maybe this year, yeah…”

There is no promotion to the next level. To play Premier League 2 football, we require the correct license and paperwork for a Category 1 Academy.

In case you ain't heard, the “plans” are for the new Dore training base for the first team. Freeing up facilities at Shirecliffe for a crack at Cat 1 accreditation if we can get all the ducks in a row.

It is also worth saying - that might be it for Chesterfield as an Academy ground for a while. They are back in the EFL me duck. And I doubt they'll want our Academy playing games there next season.

With local non league clubs switching to 4g pitches, which can't be used for Academy games, the pool of places to play is dwindling. Remember we have used York City as a regular ground in the past. And Scunthorpe United and Alfreton Town irregularly.

Be the usual piss poor planning to get Cat 1 Academy accreditation and not have anywhere to fucking play games!!!

Daniel Jebbison started. The plan will have always been to give him 45. And that's what they did. Obvs, I have no idea how it works, but it'd be amazing if some other club were willing to offer Dan terms. With him hardly having kicked a ball. Before the noughts start getting inked in to his salary. But. What do I know?

Daniel looked sharp. So that's a good thing. Sharp and strong. Sure, maybe his opponents were on the young and lightweight side. But, you've still got to shake ‘em off.

I'm wondering whether Sam Curtis might be the right right back at the right time. That's the best game I've seen him have. In earlier Blogs, I've commented on his formulaic positioning. And his five pence piece sized heat map. But, today, playing as a right wing back in a three and two wide, he got about a bit. And, I noticed, very willing to use his left foot.

Ryan Oné man. Fuck sake. He's got a goalscoring knack.

“What Phil? Like Keith Edwards?”

“NO. Not like Keith Edwards of Nazareth. Definitely no. A knack like nothing I've ever seen before.”

He rarely has the ball under control. He's always either knocked it too far in front of him. Or he can't get it out from under his feet. Or he could get a left foot shot off. But goes for the right foot poke. 

Reports that something HASN'T happened are always of great interest to the Carrier Bag Firm.

Ryan Oné HASN'T had the ball under control.

Ryan Oné HASN'T got the fucking thing out from between his feet.

Ryan Oné HASN'T gone with the best option.

Ryan Oné HASN'T missed!!!

There are the known knacks - those are the knacks we know we know.

There are the known unknown knacks - that is to say we know there are some knacks we do not know.

But there are also the unknown unknown knacks. Knacks we don't know we don't know. That is Ryan. Right there.

Don't take that as critical. Take that as confused. But I'm now firmly Team Oné Camp Ryan.

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Friday, 26 April 2024

Seven Days Three Wins

Sheffield United U21 2 v Sheffield Wednesday U21 0 
Professional Development League 
Thursday 25 April 2024 
Played at Bramall Lane 
SUFC 2023/24 Game #64 

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I didn't make notes at the game tonight. I decided to just sit back and enjoy the evening … sober. Many of you will have watched the stream anyway.

We ended the evening topping the table. Two points ahead of Birmingham City. They've only got two games left. We've got four. And we're three points ahead of Sheffield Wednesday. Who also have just two games left. Three wins in a Friday thru Thursday spell gonna put you top.

No weak link through that Young Blades side. Marsh getting back to his best. Those transition half turns. Those get a shot offs. Having pushed Evan Easton into midfield at Charlton on Monday, they started him there tonight. Quite an interesting experiment. He's got that - enforcer - thing going on. Pitan, Sasnauskas and Tahir marshaling everything. And getting forward as their confidence built.

I know I sound like a broken record when I talk about Ryan Oné. He'll look one hell of a player on any highlights reel. I think that's ten he's scored in fifteen under 21 starts and 4 subs. But, I swear down, he's only touched the ball ten times in those 19 games. Ten touches. Ten goals.

I mean. That ain't true. I am clumsily making the point that he spends long periods of games not in games. A superb flick on by Louie Louie found Ryan in space on 19. A shuffle dribble to get it on his left foot. And buries it. Put that in yer fucking Blog!!!

Marsh cleaned it all up on 68. Hampson plays it long. Oné involved. Miscontrols it actually. But it drops to Louie. Two touches and he buries it.

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Thursday, 25 April 2024

Put 'Em In Detention

Charlton Athletic U21 2 v Sheffield United U21 3 
Professional Development League 
Monday 22 April 2024 
Played at The Valley 
SUFC 2023/24 Game #62 

Entry to the game was in through main reception and up through one of the executive/hospitality bars at The Valley. Meantime Brewing Co. Prime Pale and Anytime IPA were both on sale in that bar. But, we weren't able to take advantage I'm afraid.

Just on kick off, a whole heap of schoolkids emerged and walked down the steps to sit in the seats at the front and absolutely get at it. I assume local kids from local schools invited along by the club to cheer on their team. And, if it weren't their team, maybe it will be now. And. That's the point.

One of the ungracious Carrier Bag Firm remarked;

“Maybe it's instead of Detention, Phil.”

Club officials brought down a pile of programmes from previous first team games to hand out to the kids. Further cementing the deal. It quickly became obvious that there weren't enough free old programmes to go around. For which I can only apologise.

One of the Carrier Bag Firm had seen the piles of programmes on offer on a table in the bar earlier. Gannet doesn't cover it. 

United had to win this one to go top of the North Group. And, having played fewer games than rivals, look handily placed.

Jordan Amissah in goal. Evan Easton in the middle of a three. Levis Pitan to his right and Jack Waldron out wide. Zain Tahir at left centre back and Jay Tinsdale wide left. Aston, Hampson and Blacker across midfield. Ryan Oné definitely up top. Louie Louie Marsh roaming and slightly withdrawn off him.

What a game. United had loads of chances. But didn't quite make it count. Charlton were dangerous on the break. But didn't have many of them. Once the Blades got in front, it looked done. But, we tired, and subbed, and sat off. And Charlton got back into it. All a bit messy in the end.

House on fire start. Sam Aston jumped on a defensive mistake and had a clear run. But, shot wide. Blacker Billy wriggled into the box. But, shot tamely at the keeper. The first 20 were all United. After a neat build up, Ryan dragged one wide from just inside the box.

Maybe they got a bit frustrated. But things started to get a bit disjointed. I've mentioned before that Marsh has not hit the heights he was at before his loan and injury. At times, he's got that slightly annoying thing Andre Brooks has. He's too eager to run straight at defenders, get it stuck in his feet, and lose it.

A bit of a wake up call on 31. A great sweeping Charlton counter attack should have ended better at the back stick. It took a great block by Easton to keep it out.

I don't think I've ever seen a spell like the last fifteen of the first half. So many chances for United. So many touches in the box. A Marsh shot wide. A worked corner ended with an Easton shot blocked. A different pattern corner, Marsh takes a touch, but shoots wide. Hampson drew a great save from the keeper. A move down the left ended with Marsh not being sharp enough, it fell loose to Oné, he leaned back and blazed over. The keeper made a great stick-a-leg out save to deny Marsh. And just before the whistle, the Charlton keeper beat out a Marsh 30 harder.

Nil Nil. Half Time. How? And breathe.

And breathe a sigh of relief on 49. As Levis Pitan opened the scoring. A deep right wing corner by Jay Tinsdale found a climbing Pitan. He looped the header in for one nil.

Great hold up play by Oné played Aston in. His first go hit the keeper, and he blazed the rebound over. On 60, a great move saw Easton play through the lines to Aston, who played Oné in brilliantly. Only a superb save kept the lead to one.

Another corner found Pitan again. This time, his header was saved. From the resulting corner, Tinsdale worked a near post routine and Easton side foot volleyed it home. Two nil.

I see Owen Hampson was on the bench for the first team at Old Trafford. Maybe that's why they hooked him here at 63. Whatevs. But that change disrupted United a bit. Much less fluid without Owen. Sasnauskas came on. Dropped into centre back. With Evan Easton pushed up to makeshift midfield.

Oné scored the third just after that sub. But Charlton clawed one back immediately. Three One. As we went into the last ten, the Young Blades were knackered. Some players running on empty and anonymous. Waldron took a whack. And the Charlton player stood over him and explained a few things. Ryan Oné didn't like that and gave the guy an almighty whack with his shoulder. It all kicked off. But I don't know how Oné stayed on. Well. He didn't. The bench hooked him for Kiwomya to save him from himself !!!

It was all Charlton from there. A cross along the floor all the way across the box. United defending very deep and conceding space. Not dealing with it in the six yard box. And it only took a flick to make it 3-2 on 90 +1.

And. Amissah Time. A staggering strong wrist low down save to not only keep the shot out, but get it well out of harm's way as well.

It's done. Much the better team. But nervous at the end.

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Wednesday, 17 April 2024

Sweeping Swively Swagger

Sheffield United U21 5 v Watford U21 0 
Professional Development League 
Monday 15 April 2024 
Played at Bramall Lane 
SUFC 2023/24 Game #60 

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Thoroughly dominant performance by the Under 21s in front of Wilder, Knill, Andrews, Hoyland and Lester. All sat in a row in the South Stand.

Headlines taken by a 21 minute hat trick by Will Osula. Levels, as they say. But looked a proper handful striker this afts.

It's a postponement disrupted league at the moment. We're in third position. Just four points behind leaders Birmingham City. But, with four games in hand on them. Remember, the top two qualify for the play offs for the National Title. There's no promotion I'm afraid.

Sheffield Wednesday lie second. Three points better off. But, we have three games in hand on them. And, they've got to come to The Lane. So, this afternoon really felt like our march to the play offs, and maybe even the North Group Title, got back on track.

Osula basically a lone striker. Adam Davies getting some minutes in goal. Seventeen year old Dovydas Sasnauskas captain and middle of the three. Connor Barratt on his right. Zain Tahir on his left. Curtis wide right. Tinsdale wide left. Slimane and Peck anchoring midfield. Louie Louie Marsh and Andre Brooks more roaming.

Front foot, dynamic start for the Blades. A great chance for Marsh in the first minute. He didn't really commit to the shot and the half hearted affair was palmed out by the Watford keep. Brooks blazed the rebound miles over.

We can actually deal with those two now. From his high standards, I'm finding Marsh a little bit off the boil in this spell at the club. I was a little surprised they just didn't let him loose up top with Will O. And. Brooks failed to put his stamp fully on the game again. If anything, he's becoming a bit one dimensional. Runs straight at his man. And is prone to give the ball away.

United were a bit lucky on 6. Sasnauskas got to a ball crossed in from his left. But he didn't clear it. Merely stunned it perfectly for the Hornet striker. Luckily he couldn't do owt with it.

Sam Curtis had started well again. Combining well with his teammates and looking to get forward.

The difference in attitude between switched on Peck and half hearted Brooks was clear on 8. The Watford guy drifted past Brooks easily. Leaving Peck to make a lot of ground to put a lunging tackle in and tidy the mess up.

The show got underway on 9 minutes. A neat, simple move. Slimane playing it out of defence. Marsh having a look and being aware. Osula making the run. Marsh slipping him. Great shimmy onto his left foot by Osula. And he buries it. Shocking defending mind to go for a hotdog on Will's shimmy. One nil.

Nearly two up on 13. Driving run by Peck. He got grabbed twice on his run. Great composure in the box to slow it a sec and work it all out. Shocking composure in the box to put a poor shot wide!!!

On 17, Tinsdale played a lovely ball into the box for Marsh. He's gone for a fancy right foot return flick. Missed it. It's hit his left foot and rolled perfectly to the byline. Giggling here. Watford didn't deal with Louie's ball in. It fell to Sir William of Denmark. Lovely swively right footer for Two Nil.

It was all lovely stuff from United at this bit. Confidence growing. Heads high. Prepared to probe. And come backwards and start again if necessary.

And. That Osula hatter on 30. He chased a lost cause down the right. Activated I'm not fucking passing mode. Brought it into the box. Made the angle. And left footed a Three Nil.

Sweeping swagger from the Young Blades for the rest of the half. Not particularly arrogant. But certainly confident.

All rounded off on 40. Interplay with Brooks ended up with Osula hitting the far post.

Half time. Three Nil.

All told, the second half felt more of a cruise. Our possession a bit more for possessions sake. Because we could. The game came to life again briefly on 14. Brooks had oceans of space as he dribbled diagonally forward. He played the reverse ball to Sydie in oceans of space. His right footer found oceans of goal space across the keeper. Those oceans of space brought to you by appalling Watford defending. Four Nil.

Just three minutes later. Same amounts of space. Different positions. Brooks rolls it left for Marsh to finish. On “count back” maybe I've been a little unfair to Andre!!!

(Billy Blacker replaced Slimane between those goals. Planned I think.)

Pitan replaced Captain Dovydas on 66. Superb interplay down the right on 68, Brooks to Curtis. But the shot was palmed out. 

Osula and Tinsdale off on 82. For Macedo and Oné. ‘nando to left wing back. Don't know what that's all about.

Peck running the show for large parts. Will irresistible up top. Lots of contributions.

Good afternoon.

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Sunday, 14 April 2024

No Cones No Ballboys Multiball

Sheffield United U21 2 v Nottingham Forest U21 3 
Premier League Cup QF 
Tuesday 9 April 2024 
Played at Bramall Lane 
SUFC 2023/24 Game #58 

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The U Two Ones cup adventure ends on a proper cup tie night at The Lane. I felt we gave as good as we got. Maybe on a different night we win that. But, thoroughly enjoyable nevertheless.

The Carrier Bag Firm had been speculating for weeks, weeks I tells ye, would we bring the Big Guns out for this important Cup Tie.

Will Osula up top. ‘dre Brooks in midfield. Louie Louie Marsh on the road back to fitness. Big Guns.

Luke Faxon gloving. Dovydas Sasnauskas in the middle of a three. Mig Freckleton on his left. And Sai Sachdev at RCB. Sam Curtis wide right. Jay Tinsdale wide left. Osula up top. And fluid behind him. Marsh often in the True Ten role. Sydie Peck everywhere. Owen Hampson & Brooks doing a lot of fetching and carrying.

I think Sam Curtis is getting with the program now. I've had a dig about his positioning being a bit formulaic. Today, as the Young Blades looked to attack from the off, Sam pushed up, and pushed wide, into effective attacking positions.

I think he was helped by Sai being more of a natural RWB than RCB. Sai couldn't reset his autopilot. And was drifting wider and wider. Meaning Sam was pushing higher and higher. Maybe a happy accident which meant we were more of an attacking threat on that side.

House on fire start by United. A great run and shot by Brooks on just 6 minutes brought an instinctive save. But, Faxon and Freckleton got into a right fucking falling about fiasco on 11. When one or the other managed to recover their feet, the “clearance” hit the Forest attacker, and fell nicely for him to score easily. Nil One.

That was part of a little spell where Forest began to get a bit more control of the game. On 19, a lovely skip from Peck on the left ended with a clever cross going clean across goal, with no one able to get on the end of it. (So not that clever of a cross then Phil).

Immediately, Forest lost possession on halfway. And Peck put in a lovely chip from (say) just 10 yards inside the Forest half. Agonisingly over the bar.

As the first half was dragging on, I felt a bit frustrated by United's final threat. Lots of the ball wide and through the middle. But, a bit anonymous up top. Indeed, I had a bit of a go at Ryan Oné. Onlé to realise he wasn't playing. And it was Osula who was shit.

But, natch, Will was then involved in a great move which ended with him hitting a post. He played a superb flick layoff to Marsh. Who returned it into Will's stride. Great awareness to try and curl an edge of the boxer into the far corner. Absolutely rattled the post.

But. No mistake. Forest, still leading, were bang in it as well. #9 Osong was a right fucking handful.

United finished the first half at steam. On 43, Louie put in a weak finish to a good chance. On 45+2, Sasnauskas got on the end of a free kick, but his effort was blocked.

Will missed a great chance. But immediately (on 45+5), Owen H helped one across the box & Osula knocked home the equaliser. Half time One One.

United came out for the second half looking to attack. Sachdev, Curtis and Peck were combining well. Sachdev hit the bar on 50. But a great spell, with United well on top was ended on 56.

Andre Brooks lost it in an attacking position, a great breakaway and shot, and Forest were back in front. And. Fuck sake. They went three one on 59. Forest sub Konaté tearing us apart at this bit.

I might as well have my say on Andre Brooks. Didn't look like a first team squad player dropping down. Largely ineffective. And largely prone to make bad decisions and give it away against a sweeping counter attacking team. AnyRoadUp, he was hoiked for Macedo on 60.

Louie Marsh was clattered to win a Penalty on 69. There was no doubt in the mind of Osula that he was having it. Buried it. 3-2. Lot to play for.

I might as well have my say on Sydie Peck. Thoroughly influential throughout. Got that - this is my game, get out of the fucking way, if anyone's winning this, I am - thing going on. Beckhamesque (mentality wise).

The lots going in last ten of a cup tie. Multi balls being used. No cones mind. No ball boys mind. Forest subs fucking about with the balls so that they couldn't be used. Danny Cadamarteri going up there to keep them away from the balls. Suited United official and fringe Carrier Bag Firmer coming down from the stand to keep Forest subs away from the Multi Bs.

Time for Owen Hampson to get two yellows as we ended with ten men.

Proper Cup Tie.

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Friday, 16 February 2024

Carlos? The Jackal?

Sheffield United U21 0 v Barnsley U21 1 
Professional Development League 
Tuesday 13 February 2024 
Played at Chesterfield 
SUFC 2023/24 Game #49 

When the January Transfer Window closes, the Premier League and the EFL publish revised squad lists for their clubs. When those revised squad lists are published, the Carrier Bag Firm scrutinise them for oddities. I'm saying scru-tin-ise.

So. On the Sheffield United list. Published by the Premier League. “We” spotted a player the CBF didn't know about. A kid who has been through the Chelsea and West Ham United Youth systems. A kid who has played Under 21 internationals for Gibraltar. Indeed, a kid who has already made his debut in the EFL Championship. But. Mainly a kid we'd never fucking heard of. Who now appeared to be part of the (wider) Sheffield United squad.

Please welcome - Carlos Peliza Richards.

90th minute substitute for Derby County, in April 2022, against Fulham.

Of course, this being a CBF tale, it's not as straightforward as - we appear to have “signed” Carlos. And, with no fanfare at that. Because…

If you look at the squad lists published by the EFL (at the close of the January Window). Then you will also find Carlos listed in the official Derby County squad.

What's that you ask? No. No, I've no real idea how all that works. Yes. Yes, I'm “sure” there's a very simple explanation. Yes, he is listed in the official squads of both Sheffield United AND Derby County. No. No, I'm afraid I don't know if that's even allowed. Can I guess, you ask.

“Some fucker has sent the wrong list, to the wrong place, at the wrong time.”

And. To cap it all. Carlos, he of multiple clubs, was secretly named on tonight's Teamsheet as #15 Trialist.

Recap he's named in our squad list, and Derby's squad list, and we're calling him Trialist. He came on for Oliver Arblaster on 60 minutes.

It was a tight game. Barnsley looked physically stronger. And I felt they just about deserved the win. Recent (genuine) signing Sam Curtis played at Right Wing Back again. The best way I can describe it is - he's playing as a chess piece. Currently, he doesn't look suited to a five to me. Constantly taking up a very wide position exactly on the half way line. As if he's been told to stand there. Very little flexibility. Not much of the up & downing required of a modern wing back.

Although to be fair. The CBF couldn't really concentrate on the game. Not with a Squad List & Trialist anomaly unfolding in front of our peepers.

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Tuesday, 6 February 2024

Cones With No Balls

Sheffield United U21 2 v Blackburn Rovers U21 3 
Premier League Cup, Group B 
Monday 5 February 2024 
Played at Chesterfield 
SUFC 2023/24 Game #46 

Sheffield United 0 v Aston Villa 5 
Premier League 
Saturday 3 February 2024 
SUFC 2023/24 Game #45 

You remember the Premier League Cup don't you? It's the competition where lower level, Cat 2, Academies like ours at Sheffield United, can mix it with the Cat 1 Big Boys - Reading, Blackburn Rovers and West Bromwich Albion. It's also a competition where the Premier League send Referees, Assistants and Fourthees to learn their trade under PL Regulations. And, didn't we fucking know that tonight.

There was a right kerfuffle before the start. Which we feel even delayed kick off by a minute or two. Let me explain. The Ref, etc know they're being watched (by assessors for eg). They know they've got to show a full appreciation for the PL Regs. So, he's gone through the checklist. And, he knows the Premier League uses multiball. In order to keep the game flowing. To stop time wasting. And, he knows that the multiballs have, under PL Regulations, to be placed on those cone things that like tee the ball up.

So, the Ref has insisted enough cone tees, of the right size & colour, are placed in the exact positions required by the PL Regs. Reminder, this is an U21 game, at Chesterfield. But you knows it. Rules is rules.

Eventually, after kerfuffle, enough cone tees are found and GPSed into the exact positions. The Ref is satisfied that the game will not be slowed down for want of balls on cones and can now continue.

“Bruv. There are no ballboys. Bruv. The players have to fetch balls out of play themselves. Bruv. The cones are there. But, there are no fucking ballboys…”

At this stage of an Academy Blog, I like to list the Sheffield United players, describing their set up across the park. Painting a picture for my readers. Today. Because of Referooooney. And his pernickety obsession with the PL Regs. I'm going to paint that picture using a slightly different brush.

17 Minutes. Sam Curtis. Booked
47. Evan Easton. Booked
71. George Dickinson. Booked
79. Ryan Oné. Straight Red
90. Macedo. Booked
90. Levis Pitan. Booked

At some point, at which I didn't note the time. Sheffield United goalkeeper Jordan Amissah was also booked. For time wasting. We were losing at the time!!!

“Bruv. You've booked him for time wasting. We're fucking losing bruv…”

I was informed at the end that he'd made fourteen bookings and one Red Card. Might not be an exact count. But seems legit.

As it happens. Maybe Jordan's time wasting was justified. Because, that defeat. And results elsewhere meant the Young Blades not only qualified out of their Premier League Cup. But actually won the group. Reading beat West Brom three nil. And, in the mix, Rovers ended up second behind us. With Albion missing out.

On balance, I felt United were second best tonight. They got the run around at times. Particularly out wide. But, we were able to adapt well and find a way of getting into the game. Blackburn were two up inside 25. Macedo pulled one back immediately. And Owen Hampson leveled just before half time. But Blackburn went ahead even more juster before half time. And that's how it stayed.

Debut for Sam Curtis. Hype surrounds. Tidy. But didn't stand out.

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That is the 15th different Brampton Beer I've ticked in The Glassworks. Also Beer Of The Week - £2.85.

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Saturday, 3 February 2024

Redan Defence Vs Three At The Back

Reading U21 1 v Sheffield United U21 2 
Premier League Cup, Group B 
Wednesday 31 January 2024 
Played at Aldershot Town 
SUFC 2023/24 Game #44 

As I looked to my left, from my seat in Aldershot Town's ground (no tick), I could see up Redan Hill. A Redan is a V shaped defensive formation, building, earthworks facing the enemy. Despite defeating the Russians in Crimea, the British had been impressed by their deployment of Redan defences. So, the British Army built a Redan here in Aldershot. Not to defend the town against attack. In need, quite the opposite. The Army built a Redan in Aldershot to train soldiers how to attack Redans in the rest of the world. 

Although it might be worth a try, neither Reading nor the Young Blades used a Redan defence out there tonight. We went three at the back in front of Ryan Andrews. Levis Pitan in the middle. The returning Connor Barratt on the right. Evan Easton on the left. Waldron wide right. Ben Drake ditto left. Ryan Oné close to a lone striker, but with Macedo tucked up there.

Looked more like Chaz of Staniland anchoring mid tonight. Hampson on the right. Jay Tinsdale on the left.

First up. I'm going to try and deal with the Oné contradiction. I'm going to say - I don't want to be critical. But, that's bollocks. Because whether I want to be critical or not. I'm clearly going to be. Lots of Ryan's play is ordinary. Drifting in and out of the game. Running where the ball isn't. Static at times. Horrendous touch at other times. Jumping under high balls.

A wide player will whip a great one in. And you're left thinking - why hasn't Ryan gambled there? How the fuck has he not got something on that?

“Hopeless then, Phil?”

But. He scores goals. Sure, he's behind Hackford & Macedo in this season's goals. But. He's scored six in twelve (ish).

“Ooohhh, got the Midas Touch has he, Phil?”

“No, not really.”

“Poacher is he Phil? Fox in the box?”

“No, not really.”

I think I'm making the point. If you haven't seen much of him. Don't be seduced by his goals for. He's got a longgggg way to go in developing his game.

Ryan’s fucking equalised on 28. And the Carrier Bag Firm love(d) him to bits.

One game to go in the Premier League Cup Group Stage. That's v (Cat 1) Blackburn Rovers, 7pm Monday 5 February, at Chesterfield. United are in a superb position to qualify for the knockout. Top of the group. The Bastard Rovers would need to beat us by three clear goals to overtake us. And we could still qualify depending on West Brom’s result.

So, this was an important win v Reading. In front of a decent crowd. That crowd one third Reading fans. One third Aldershot curious. Four CBF. And one third Ben Drake’s family!!!

The Young Blades very much grew into the game. We were way behind the pace early on. Reading much livelier and higher tempo. They deservedly went ahead on 24. We failed to clear initially. But the Reading kid followed it up well. And hammered it home.

As I've said, Ryan equalised just minutes later. As Reading attacked over on our left (far side), we won it back deep. (Was that Ben D, I couldn't quite see). Worked quickly down the left. And into the Oné big stride. Nice touch and finish. To contradict me!!!

That started a MUCH better spell by United. Drake breaking left again. Hitting a good, deep cross. RWB Waldron the first there. But, he took the touch rather than having a go. I had fucking Wilder flashbacks there. LWB cross. RWB the first on it.

Jay Tinsdale also broke left and had a good shot saved. Just before HT, a marauding Tinsdale fed it into Oné’s stride. He hit it well. But it was blocked.

One Each Half Time.

It took until 68 for United to make it count. A left footed free kick from the right. The clearance hit Levis. And he was smart enough to knock the loose ball home.

United kept at it. Had a few more chances. Yes, yes, yes including chances for Ryan. And managed it over the line.

Garden Gate
2 Church Ln E, Aldershot GU11 3BT

The noticeable thing in the Garden Gate (in the CAMRA Guide) was that we were the only punters paying for our rounds in real time as they were served. Everyone else was having theirs written on a pad and pinned up behind the bar. Like those clip racks they have in restaurants to keep track of the orders. And then. Paying up their bill as they left. A quirk.

Three cask on. Including Wobbly Gate. Reputedly a Marston's rebadge for the Pub.

Surrey Hills Brewery (Dorking), Ranmore Ale, Pale Ale on Cask at 3.8%

That was in excellent condition. Fresh and inviting. A bit of zing first up. Some hay. But the bitter develops long & slow. Lovely.

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Tuesday, 23 January 2024

Minute Schminute

Wigan Athletic U21 0 v Sheffield United U21 3 
Professional Development League 
Monday 22 January 2024 
Played at Christopher Park, Wigan 
SUFC 2023/24 Game #39 
NBDR No Beer Don't Read 

A difficult day for Blogging out at Christopher Park. Blustery doesn't cover it. First time I can genuinely remember saying;

“It's too windy to make notes.”

A Wigan MudHutter had his bobble hat blown off and I went to retrieve it. That established a relationship. On 75, he said his goodbyes. He pointed true North West to the sky and said;

“You'll get drenched by that lot if you don't leave now.”

Therefore, he missed the Young Blades third and final on 82. To bring home a deserved and comprehensive victory.

Ryan Andrews making his U Two One debut in the - that won't fucking last that colour for long - white GK jersey. Levis Pitan in the middle of a three. Evan Easton on his right. Jack Waldron wider. Nix Gomis at LCB. With Jili Buyabu outside him. Ryan Oné and ‘nando Macedo up top. Hampson (incidentally he was with the first team v West Ham) centre mid. Chaz Staniland right. Jay Tinsdale left.

Blacker replaced Tinsdale on 78. Ben Drake replaced Oné at the death.

The CBF oracle declared there were four away fans. But, I'm ashamed to explain that an almighty Carrier Bag Firm row broke out amongst us early on.

Ryan Oné pressed a Wigan throw. Robbed his man. Took it on and scored the opener. I looked at the stopwatch. 2mins 19secs. Great start.

“Second minute.”

I declaimed. But, noting that Minnie's hand had gone past two on his unofficial timepiece, one of the Baggers had the audacity to correct me;

“No Phil. THIRD minute. That makes it the THIRD minute.”

Unbelievable.

On 65 (or 66, I don't give a fuck) Macedo made it two. He picked up a loose ball just inside the half. Everything opened in front of him. He drew the keeper and calmly finished.

On 82 slash 83, the ball was worked across the area, ended with Jili. Who thunderbastarded the third. He'd had a great game. As did Keeper Andrews who kept us in it a few times.

“What, no I don't have the times of those crucial saves, using either timekeeping convention.”

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Friday, 15 December 2023

"Three Touch" Hat Trick

Sheffield United U21 5 v West Bromwich Albion U21 2 
Premier League Cup, Group B 
Monday 11 December 2023 
Played at Chesterfield 
SUFC 2023/24 Game #30 

A great win for the Young Blades. That puts us top of the four team group. Moving above today's opponents, West Brom, on goal difference. Of course, the mantra will always be that I know so little about the opposition, that I have no idea whether that's there normal, preferred XI, or a weakened team “because it's only the cup”. 

A reminder. This is the Cup Competition for U21 teams where Cat 2 Academies (us) can mix it with the big boys from Cat 1 (WBA), and even some up n comers from Cat 3. We're in a group with three Cat 1s - WBA, Reading and Blackburn Rovers. A bit of an illustration there that some teams were willing and able to invest in a Cat 1 Academy when they had a chance.

Luke Faxon No. 1. Evan Easton, Sasnauskas and Nix Gomis across a three. All comfortable and competent and unfussed all night. Buyabu and Seriki on wing back duty. Both live wires throughout. Looking for space. Looking for the ball. Looking to get forward. Femi, in particular was at his drive, drive, drive forward best. Owen Hampson, recent first team debutant Sydie Peck and relatively new lad Jay Tinsdale in midfield.

Jay was brought in after the last transfer window closed. Part of the group that included Jevan Beattie, Evan Easton and Ryan Oné. Jay has been in Bradford City's system.

And, finally, we must move to Tonight Up Top. Keen readers may have discerned me “slagging off” Hackford and Oné in previous Blogs. Particularly as a pair. But, also Hackford individually. Brothers. Sisters. I'm just not feeling it.

Anyone got the Stats? Anyone? No? Good? I can therefore claim - Antwoine had three touches in the game - his Heat Map was Ice - Antwoine got a hat trick - FFS. Indeed, it might have been four - a defender turned in the OG off ‘twoine’s toe to put us 2-1 up.

I've stewed on it. Bit of a 180. Man. Hackford has got to find a way to get in, and stay in, games a LOT more. But, tonight, we've come for the Cask Ales, the Carrier Bag Firm bollocks and the win. Hackford has scored three. We've scored five. Look. He's no fucking Keith Edwards. But, he's clearly got something in front of goal. Good. File that. He needs more up and down the rest of the pitch.

Nil Nil at The Half. The Blades upped the tempo and the intensity from 46 on. Driving wide. A little bit through the lines when they could. 

The ball was helped through to Ryan on 54. Both strikers facing, and running towards, the opponents goal. A dinked ball into the box to Antwoine. Mate, it's far from a clean strike, but it bounced home. Equaliser on 62. Oné hauled off on 66, maybe they'll need him for the bench at The Bridge. Macedo on.

On 68, Hampson plays Seriki in on the corner of the penalty area. He's taken it into his stride and played it perfectly so that Hackford can get his second touch ( … I'm joking …). The Baggie defender tries to knock it away. And it's a go ahead Own Goal.

Sai Sachdev, back from injury, replaced Tinsdale on 69. Equaliser from the spot on 75. Two Two. Fifteen left. All United from there. 

On 81, United worked it up and down the right. The deep cross came in. Lovely from Peck, he's deep in the box, but back to goal. He gets a wrap around shot off which bounces down off the bar. Rebound? Who you gonna call? Hackford. Three Two.

Five minutes later. Five minutes left. Surging run from Jili. His ball in is behind Antwoine. But also cuts out the defender. Hampson. Arriiiiiiiiiving. That's the fourth. Deep into time, Fernando Macedo is strong. Wins the loose ball. Drives on. Plays Antwoine in the inside left channel. Oooofffftttt. That is a great striker's finish for the chapeau.

Antwoine. You will read criticism of your performances in these Blogs. Antwoine. But, we'll always have your back. He's (currently) my guy!!!

To add to the adventure, we warmed up in;

The Chesterfield Arms
Newbold Rd, Chesterfield S41 7PH

What a Pub. Twelve on Cask. Magnificent. Maybe the Bass, Landlord and Tiger are core. Maybe. Then a lovely mix of fairly local breweries and a few wildcards. I felt in a straw pale mood.

Ashover, Galaxy Pale Ale on Cask at 5%
Resting Devil (Chesterfield), Twisted Pale on Cask at 4%. Brewed for, and exclusive to, this pub.
Ashover, Christmas Light, Pale Ale on Cask at 3.7%

Whisper it, but those were the Hat Trick of the night.

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Tuesday, 5 December 2023

Big Lads Have Been In The Tuck Shop

Birmingham City U21 3 v Sheffield United U21 1 
Professional Development League 
Monday 27 November 2023 
Played at Solihull Moors 
SUFC 2023/24 Game #26 

Sheffield United 1 v Bournemouth 3 
Premier League 
Saturday 25 November 2023 
SUFC 2023/24 Game #25 

Apologies. There has been some Bloggage Blockage of late. Had a few life things going on, nothing to worry about, just had to plough through.

The U21s were second best in that game at Birmingham I'm afraid to say. As I write, United remain top of the North Group. Played 13, won 8, drew 3, 27 points. But, Birmingham are tight in second, just two points behind off the same games. Sheffield Wednesday remain in touch. They're three points behind Birmingham with a game in hand. A reminder that City beat the Young Blades in the 2020/21 National Final.

Birmingham were big lads, and looked physically stronger than our lot. 

Callum Yam had the gloves. Back three - Sasnauskas, Evan Easton and Nix Gomis. Femi Seriki wide right. Jili Buyabu wide left. Ryan Oné and Hackford up top. Peck, Hampson and the ever roving Brooks in midfield.

I'm going to say it. I find Oné and Hackford up top quite frustrating. Today, neither seemed able to grab the game and be constantly involved. Neither shows “flashes of brilliance”. When Ryan does get involved, a few things happen. He got a great snap shot off on 38, after a great run and cross by Buyabu. Unfortunately, straight at the keeper. 

Ryan also had a great break chasing a long ball. He did all the stay strong and keep the ball moving stuff very well. But, it was a very poor and tame finish at the end. Ryan equalised on 59. That's Ryan, not too involved, but when he was, a bit of stuff happened. But, Hackford, I'm not currently feeling it at all. Looks to have a long way to go for me.

The BlueNoses had opened on 41. Fair do, United came out a lot stronger in the early stages of the second half. I think they'd just had a shake up and decided to match Birmingham physically. More willing to run at them with the ball. And, push Femi & Jili up and get them on the ball.

Despite the score line, I felt the back three were calm & solid throughout. There's a lot to like about Evan Easton as he breaks through at this level.

A worked short corner pushed Sydie into the box and his was it a shot was it a cross was turned in by Oné. But, City goals on 71 and 82 left us no way back. Charlie Staniland replaced (the largely anonymous) Hampson on 88. He lasted two fucking minutes before a straight red for one of those modern things. He went in hard & horizontal, feet off the floor, 50/50. But, you go for those nowadays.

Anyone who has read my Social Media recently will have seen the BILE poured on Sheffield United for increasingly playing Academy games fucking behind fucking closed fucking doors at fucking Shirecliffe. I know this one was at a local non league ground (like when we use Chesterfield), but Solihull and Birmingham showed us how it can/should be done.

Two O’clock. On a Monday. They've not only got the doors open, but the bar as well, in The Moor Arms. OK. OK. There's no Cask. There's no Craft. There's just industrial. But, it's cold outside. And warm inside. 

Later on, in a different location, I was able to enjoy;

The Goodness Brewing Co (Harringay), Nova, Cold IPA from a Tin at 6%

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Friday, 3 November 2023

Straight Into The Top Three

Peterborough United U21 1 v Sheffield United U21 2 
Professional Development League 
Tuesday 31 October 2023 
Played at Peterborough United Training Ground 
SUFC 2023/24 Game #19 

NBDR - No Beer Don't Read 

Peterborough's Academy/Training Ground has moved into the Top Three Carrier Bag Firm ranked Academy Grounds in the country. Alongside Swansea and Barnsley.

You see, unlike spectator unfriendly and unwelcoming crapholes like Shirecliffe, Swansea, Barnsley and Peterborough have stands, which supporters can sit in, comfortably and out of the rain, to watch the match.

There is a longstanding commitment for my Will to bequeath money for The Blades to build a spectator stand at Shirecliffe. The main stipulation being that it will be named, in perpetuity, the No Scouts Stand. Who's with me?

Peterborough had a first team game in the evening in the EFL Trophy. They beat Spurs U21 three one. Good lads. That evening kick off meant that some Peterborough first teamers were in and around the training ground when the CBF-Mobile parked up.

Now. At Shirecliffe. That would have meant another fucking Behind Closed Doors game. With the CBF told to Royally Fuck Off. But, not at Be-Spectator-Standed Posh. It was politely explained to us (at the gate) that we couldn't go up to the pitch yet, because some first teamers were still going through the cones. But, we were welcome to go into The Hub. Where we could use the toilets and get drinks and snacks out of the vendings. Proper Club.

As I write, The Young Blades top the North Group by four points above a resurgent Sheffield Wednesday U21. (We have a game in hand). Peterborough United, despite their high Carrier Bag Firm ranking, remain rock bottom. With just four points from their ten games. Remember, no Promotion and Relegation from this Academy level.

Maybe Posh could have got something out of this game. United's winner came late on, in the 86th - and a penalty at that.

Jordan Amissah in the all white keeper kit in the mud. Chaz of Staniland doing the right wing back duties. Ben Drake ditto left. Pitan, Sasnauskas, and young Evan Easton right to left across the three. Hampson, Peck and Brooks in the middle. Ryan Oné and 'nando Macedo up top.

Ryan's route to signing for us means there are expectations and even reputations. Hunted he was. And, he's got the physicals. Brute. Honestly, he didn't particularly look the part today. Posh had a Trialist at #9. Lively as fuck. Wrestling, shirt grabbing, leaning in.

"We should be trialing him…"

Said one of the CBF (quietly). Incidentally, our back three, although in a right old battle with T.Rialist, stayed strong and resolute - which was a plus.

In contrast, poor first touches and ball control was a problem for all of Oné, Macedo and to a lesser extent, Brooks. The midfielders were too willing to play back to the three, and them, in turn, back to Jord. And, not in a dominant possession way. But in a fucking hell hurried way. Couple that with the ball being eventually played out short, weak and inaccurately. And we got ourselves into some right old messes in the first half.

On 7, a bad ball out by Jordan left Evan Easton in a tangle. He very nearly brought his man down. And, we couldn't really see, but we think Peterborough hit the post in the melee. Jordan had to make a good strong wrist save on 13 to see the ball bounce over the bar. On 18, a great Peterborough ball into the box was right in the striker's stride. He went down as Amissah came out. My head said - Penalty. But the Ref booked the PUFC guy for simulation - without many complaints it has to be said.

Almost immediately, Easton gave it away. Peterborough played a great low ball in from their right. The first time strike was lovely. But thankfully just over. Macedo had a great chance early on. But that first third of the game was deffo all Peterborough.

Sydie Peck is an interesting watch. He has very quick feet and a good radar. He clearly thinks about what he wants to do. On 22, he very deliberately struck a power, lower trajectory cross from a free kick. Rather than just pump it up there. But, with his team under pressure, he is tempted by the cross field Hollywood a bit too often.

We were just doing our Oné assessment before half time. Basically - he'd been ordinary - a Big Bustling Kid. But, wouldn't you know it, he then had a productive ten minutes. Robbing his man on 39, marauding into the box, squaring it. But, unfortunately to no one in particular. He then had one disallowed for offside. 

Half Time Nil Nil

The reset needed a whiteboard and a lot of sitting on cool boxes next to the Gazebos. On 49, Ryan O had the ball wide right. He calmly took his time, put his Big Bustling Kid mask away, and picked out the runner. He dropped it right on Owen Hampson. Who neatly side foot slotted it home.

That heralded a much better, bordering on great, spell by the Young Blades. Ryan put another one wide on 56. When it looked easier to score. And Owen Hampson thudded the bar with a long shot on 62. 

However the Posh Pups equalised on 72. A Ryan Oné zone header from a Peterborough corner fell loose. Jordan actually made a great point blank save. But nobody could do anything as the rebound was knocked home.

Levis Pitan had gone off injured with a knock. That lead to a reshuffle. Sam Colechin coming on a RWB. (Pocket Rocket Midfielder) Staniland fucked around again and shifted to LWB. Ben Drake coming inside to LCB.

Ryan Oné was subbed (tactical) on 83. I thought it was drifting for a draw at that point. But, makeshift left wing back Staniland, having been moved from makeshift right wing back, channeled his inner running midfielder. Peck played him in and he was brought down. Peck penned emphatically. And that brought it home 2-1 for The Blades.

Good stand though.

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Tuesday, 10 October 2023

Centre Back Roll Call

Sheffield United U21 2 v Reading U21 2 
Premier League Cup, Group B 
Monday 9 October 2023 
Played at Chesterfield 
SUFC 2022/24 Game #16 

Let's begin with THE INSIGHT. We ain't had one of them for a bit. This competition pitches lower level Academies (Cat 2), like Premier League Sheffield United, against the Academy Big Boys (Cat 1), like League One Reading. So, I like to have a gander at how Cat 1 Academies conduct themselves.

Reading had pulled a goal back on 45 +7 (FFS) to go in at half time 2-1 down. Having seen United reduced to ten men on 34 minutes. Except the EIGHT Reading "coaches" on the bench didn't go in at half time. As their players streamed past them for their HT Jaffas (a variety developed in Palestine let me remind you), the Reading coaches stepped onto the pitch. 

They conducted an analysis of the first half. Right there on the pitch. In full view of the stands. With the Carrier Bag Firm desperately earwigging. With hand held whiteboards. Video playbacks. Notepads. The lot. It all seemed fairly structured. Different coaches being asked for their input. Interim summing up. Tooing. Froing. Conclusions drawn. Plans made. And after a good few minutes, all eight of them headed down the tunnel to join their lads.

I didn't quite know what to make of it. Some of the CBF remarked it looked like it might be part of a - Coaching The Coaches - process. Whatevs. It was a very intriguing insight as to how Reading Academy go about their business.

It took me an age to work out the Young Blades system at the start.

The CBF main man, Marcus Dewhurst in goal. Lovely to see Rhian Brewster up top with Antwoine Hackford. Owen Hampson anchoring midfield. With 'dre Brooks (right mainly) and the returning John Fleck (left mainly). Chaz of Staniland wide right. Jili Buyabu wide left. Tall lad Femi Seriki at RCB. Tall lad Ben Drake at LCB.

Consult the teamsheet. Count the players. Run through it again. Is it four at the back? What am I missing? Oh. Fuck me. That's frankly not as tall as the others, Jack Waldron in the middle of the three. First start for the U21s this season (I think). Usually seen as a right full back, or right wing back. Brave choice.

He did well. I'm not damning Jack. But, he played like a Championship player. You get one free shove on your man in the Champo. He wasn't to know exactly how the Ref would manage this one. But, Jack used any free shoves he was allowed to perfection. Clearing many a long ball and cross.

And. Frankly. Fuck knows what happened on 23. Marcus went deliberately long. Seeming to pick a man out. United player coming in off the left. Outjumped his man by feet plural. Superb header into Hackford's stride. He took it on and finished smartly.

Same script. Who's got the header in? Who knocked it on to 'twoine? Roll call. School register. It's only Centre Half Jack Waldron coming in off the left wing. Magnificent Madness.

That made it 2-0 to the Blades. Rhi Rhi had opened it up on 17. Nice and simple. Buyabu broke down the left. Squared it and Brewster rifled it home. Rhian had another great effort on 33. A good downward header which went just wide.

The game shifted on 34. With a straight red for Fleck. That looked fair enough to me. Clumsy. High. Not a great deal of dangerous contact. But too high to survive.

In the ten man reshuffle, we went four at the back. Moving Staniland in front of the back four and shuffling Femi and Jack further right. 

It's worth explaining that this competition is very much a Premier League competition. And it's not just the players who are Academying. So are the Refs and Linos. They'll be keen to show the Assessors sat in the stands that they're fully conversant with all the latest edicts. Hence 11 fucking minutes of added on. From fucking nowhere. In which, Reading scored a neat glancing header. Which I felt was preventable.

Anyway. Two up. Man off. Conceded a goal. Reading coaches have the debrief on the pitch. Waldron replaced by Dovydas Sasnauskas. Rhian pulled for George Dickinson. Brooks pushed up. Second half. Here we go.

Whatever emerged from the half time thingamabob, Reading were right in it from the start. They hit a post on 55. I did feel we'd gone into our shell a bit. Giving their players far too much space. Reading hit the post again on 61. And, we were in - no surprise - territory when they equalised on 70 minutes.

At that stage, it was all them. 'nando Macedo came on with ten to go. And we became more of an attacking threat. Could have nicked it. I suppose cold light of day is - drawing after being tened for 55 minutes ain't bad. But, from two up, I was a little disappointed.

It felt goooood to be back in The Glass Works (388 Sheffield Rd, Chesterfield S41 8LF). If you like a pub where a larger than average amount of Bollocks will be talked. This is for you. And, Beer Of The Week is still £2.75. Four of their own on Cask, two guests.

Brampton Brewery, God Bless The Absentee, IPA on Cask at 4.8%

A great, classic English Cask IPA. Quite a lot of sultana, date, etc fruit. Back of the throat bitterness and all a bit anesthetic.

Brampton Brewery, Ascalon, Session Bitter on Cask at 3.8%

A lovely "modern" bitter. Not too sweet. Not cloying. Easy drinking. Enough of the Hops to keep you at it.

Ampersand Brew Co (Norfolk), Blass - Continental Cask Pale at 4.3%

In making my choice for my third pint, I consulted my preferred App. Which declared this beer to be out of production. Here's an insight into the Carrier Bag Firm process. If it's out of production, you won't be able to tick it in the future. It's here. Now. On the bar. Or never. I'm having that. Simples.

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